Charlie Harper

Hey, I'm Charlie Harper. I have a beach house in Malibu, a brother Alan and a stupid excuse for a nephew, Jake.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ I did? Oh..and you're not watching that for long, it's my time to watch tv.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ Alan you jackass, you took my phone!

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

Gonna get off for a bit, see ya.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ *yells from upstairs* Yep, I did. And she bought it, she bought it goooood.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ Dumbass, right? *walks off upstairs*

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ Great. *gets off you* We'll go to that fancy place downtown, *whispers* The girl there thinks I own the place. *chuckles*

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ Oh, you'll be getting the popsicle!

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ Gee, you smell good!

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ No, no, no. Let's get something hot in you and then get something "hot" in you.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ *gets on top of you pretending to try and seduce you* So where do you wanna go, baby?

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ Yeah, but it's not like I'm keeping a tab - $26,382... to date.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ It's all right. I'll treat.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ : Why not? You got a date

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@AlanHarper_ Hey. After the kid goes back to his mother's, do you wanna go out and grab some dinner?

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

Ahh goodmorning! ;)

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@xPrincessPucket uh, hey.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

Gonna go talk with everyone, bbl.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@lindseyxbenson Alright, sweet.

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@lindseyxbenson I'm pretty damn great, you?

[Charlie Harper @CharlieeHarperr]

@lindseyxbenson It's a pleasure to meet you too.