Charlie🐴horse🐎

My head hurts

[Every Time I Dorf @WhiteboyLuBu]

Pub was playing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and I thought of this image and started laughing so hard i had to leave

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Palaeontologists have identified a new species of tyrannosaur that lived in prehistoric Canada

Tromerosaurus solumons was excavated in Alberta over a decade ago and has now been formally described

[𝙳𝙳𝚄𝙱𝙱🧶✨ @ddubb_hobby]

나뭇잎~!!! 이뿌다
Leafling Bandana Pattern
CozyFaerieCraft

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

if I got murdered and my family made AI videos of me saying “haha no worries I forgive you” I promise the hauntings would never cease

[ؘ @xzlocket]

WTFLSKEWMQNJSJSJSNQBCDNWB

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>woman who savagely tortured an innocent girl as she begged for mercy and death at one point
>is possibly a vegetable trapped in her own body wishing for death

God does have a sense of humor.

[Rain ☔️ @lurainrae]

so unplug her???? what are we doing here seriously?

[🍂 @mshomecomingqnn]

i feel ill #fatspo #edrtwt

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[slim charles @patiocruiser]

Sorry babe can’t tonight. Bought the frozen Texas Roadhouse dinner rolls and chick fil a frozen nuggets so gonna make then eat 12 homemade chicken minis. Maybe tomorrow tho

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Why did you delete this post @katy4congress?

Embarrassed that a school teacher doesn’t know how to read the title of the book in your own photo?

Just like the Big Bend fiasco I caught you in. You’re either a liar or incompetent. Both are disqualifying.

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

A cuck movie seat is fucking bonkers

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Looks like there's a crowd waiting outside the police station where the suspects are being held. The crowd has brought coffins... 💀💀💀
https://t.co/mzyXiNE79A

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

[Professor Jack Ingoff @professor__jack]

When I was in high school I had an English teacher that made us take “Cornell notes” and it was just some over complicated bullshit. I too have been raped by Cornell.

[Gary @plzbepatient]

I’m introverted but once you realize how much more efficient it is to just pick up the phone and talk for 30 seconds versus spending 15 minutes typing you get over the phone anxiety

[seki ˖᯽ ݁˖ @sekitsuii]

whenever im crying about literally anything i always think to myself " and im fat too " which makes me break down even more

[RT @RT_com]

‘BULLIED’ highschooler JUMPS TO HIS DEATH from 4TH FLOOR at Highland Park Highschool after being CHASED by 'BULLY'

PRONOUNCED DEAD at HOSPITAL

[Mrs Skully 🇺🇸 @DrkMtt3r]

@Breaking911 I read that a large chunk of asphalt or an exercise band works just fine. After a few more unsuccessful tries, just give Canada a call.

[Dustin Kittle @dustinkittle]

The irony of Christa Pike surviving tonight’s execution attempt in Tennessee is that, when asked about her own victim, Colleen Slemmer, and why her murder had taken so long to carry out, after repeated slashing, Pike said:

“The bitch wouldn’t die.”