Charlie 🎃

Bar Tender and Owner of Charlie's Taveren in California, USA. Please note my old account @Charlie_Tender is no longer in use. Thanks to Conal Cochran no doubt.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@cochran_conal @Cochran_Hater That sounds gay.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

Where is the nearest bomb shelter? One, stocked with booze.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

#SyriaStrikes my soda is getting warm, and my popcorn wilted. Come on already, FIGHT!

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

The stud bagging two at a time. My man! https://t.co/9UDkRpZTwb

[Nick Castle @BigNickCastle]

Hey cousin @Cochran_Hater . I am at this dump @Charlies_Bar_ NO ONE is here! Just me, my new bitch "Sandy", and some old-lady we met by the cigarette machine. "Charlie" wasn't here, but some afro-disco pud was... Place is a dump Cuz!

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@nickcastlefog @Cochran_Hater Nice, that young man in the background, is @Walter_Jones_Sr son. And next time your in here, I'll buy you a glass of milk on the house. Have no clue who that old-lady was. First and only time she was in here. I assumed, she was your mother.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

#FanArtFriday Painted a picture of my number one customer, Dr. Daniel Challis. Think I'll hang it up in the men's john.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@SheriffDunsmur Who's going to tell @Walter_Jones_Sr that all 12 kids were black?

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@thelaughingdirt @Cochran_Hater Anytime!

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

Here's hoping Tiangong-1 lands on @cochran_conal's head.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@Cochran_Hater Actually, you risk your life to save some floozie half you age each year. You just drunkenly stumble into saving kids lives.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@SheriffDunsmur Heh, that wasn't me. Yeah, it was Starker. I swear.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@Cochran_Hater What? What the hell did I do? Oh well.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@cochran_conal @DrSamLoomis1031 Bite me.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

Oh, boy. I've had hangovers before,
but this one ...
Even my hair hurts.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

zzz... zzz you got it... zzzzzz Halloween.... spirit? zzz zzz zzzzzzz zzzzzz

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@Cochran_Hater who are you to tell me about como nations? Remember that time, that time I changed the channel and you were all like come on do something or or something. Wait, how old are you?

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@SassyNurseAgnes say, you're you are are sexxxxxy hey, eww wait. Hold up, I might be sick.

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@SheriffDunsmur Hey Donutsmur! I just threw a beer bottle at your crappy caprice squat car... ah ha.... ah ha ha ha ha.... ahh, man, you can't cannot touch me, you you donut head!

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

@BrokeWindows Heyyaa!!! Quiet!!! I'm drinking here! or something.. oahhh

[Charlie 🎃 @Charlies_Bar_]

You are a hall of fame fella, how's Mrs. Buddy? @buddy_kupfer I was going, well I wanted to know if I can borrow your camper or rv that house on wheels. I'm going to pick up Linda Challis and we're going to you know, all heck! HALLLLLLL OF FAME!!!! YEEEAHH