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[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

People sometimes wear odd socks but you don’t ever see anyone wearing odd shoes

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Spent less than 1 hour in Blackpool. Murderers get less

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Can the people in charge of making air fresheners make a sautéed onions and garlic flavour. I would buy that

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Lemsips should do a virgin version. Like a hot lemon drink without the drugs in it

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

We the jury find the defendant… guilty!!
But I’m innocent!

How did I do guys?!

[Ben Zaehringer @benzaehringer]

Fill in the blanks #madlibs

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

“Music is not important” - somebody whose livelihood is music

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Pringles are so shit. Back in my day, when you got salt and vinegar, the salt would be CAKED on. Salt and vinegar is more like ready salted now a days

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Sniper’s dream

[Ted Davis @TedGrizzlyDavis]

Grizzly is having himself a night, glad to announce i WILL be going home with the twins later #fijibiza

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

I’m such a burnt out gifted kid 😣
I was so good at my times tables when I was 16 and now I can’t do anything 😢

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

You ever watch a film with someone and you’re like “wow! They have no clue what’s happening in this film”

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Almost getting ran over is one of the most embarrassing moments because you just know the driver is going to complain about you to their mates for the rest of the day

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Pennywise meets the Derry girls

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Pennywise in ‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’

Bill Skarsgärd is reprising the role.

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Salmon is the most disgusting thing on God’s green earth

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

14C, suns out, sun sets at 19:00, winter is gone, life is good 😊

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

It bit me

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

I love Airbuds, makes me feel happy knowing I have better taste in music than everyone else :)

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Nobody knows how hard it is to have a big forehead on a windy day like “great, now my head is on display for everyone to see”

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

McDonald’s can’t place a pickle in a burger to save their lives

[Charlie Stanley @Charliestan1234]

Don’t you guys just hate Valentine’s Day. Like where am I supposed to keep all of these flowers and cards I receive