Charlie the Clean

Just a chungus from another dungus.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

The Dude aBidens.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

Tribute to the Colonel. @kfc #Halloween2020

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

My love for you will run out but the cheddar biscuits at @redlobster are endless.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

my latest creation
https://t.co/i1dnrLJkZX

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

I’m a real babies man.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

I love belonging to a club, because I like excluding people.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

I wish my dad had a more successful job so our family could join the country club.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

I always keep a cucumber at the ready so when someone tries to high-five me, I can pull it out and slap in their unexpecting hand.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

I'm back, dinguses

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

Daniel Tiger thinks he is a 6 year old tiger but he's really a 64 year old man on an acid trip.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

Moms are always grumpy. Even when they're smiling, deep in their hearts they're still grumpy.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

I think I would like to marry a super model who is nice and also popular with people.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

I'm like the Helen Keller of Easter egg hunts.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

@3reeka yes it did.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

Moms be like. https://t.co/tHMONhongz

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Power's out and I'm sitting here eating like a king.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

Ok, Elvis in slow motion definitely sounds like Satan's first solo record.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

The new Mad Max movie should just be called Car Wars.

[Charlie the Clean @Charlietheclean]

And then there was that one time, after deep meditation, I thought I could fly and you saved me from jumping off of the roof.