Charlitros

Política, rap y memes. In that order.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@Projekt_A119 @maiamindel Sánchez

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@SilvitaarRr @NewArtemis22 ¿Qué tiene que ver 5 asignaturas o 4 a la hora de calcular la media?

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

Vaya panda de frikis

[🌊 Iconico @iconico_mar]

La graduación de Bachillerato de ayer fue EL DÍA DE LA MAMATORIA DE LOS PROFESORES
Alumno 1: "Vamos a disfrutar este día porque a partir de hoy sólo podemos ir a peor con la España que nos estáis dejando"

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@eguna_rea @Comunacho1 @rafiking44 Para Musk, Amancio Ortega y demás tú y el moro que lleva el Kebab de debajo de tu casa bien podríais ser la misma persona, no sé qué te crees lol

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Société du spectacle @ondakondratiev]

Muy gracioso que llegue el gobierno nacionalista BASADO y sin esas mariconadas de los progres y al año está sufriendo la derrota en política exterior más estrepitosa de USA desde Vietnam

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

El ridículo de EEUU e Israel en la guerra de Irán es histórico. Victoria total de Irán y una lección para todos los mongoloides que se pensaban que esto iba a acabar de otra forma.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US has released the full text of its 14-point "Memorandum of Understanding" with Iran.

Key terms include:

1. The US, Iran, and their allies agree to immediately and permanently end military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon

2. The US and Iran agree to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity and not interfere in each other's internal affairs

3. The US and Iran commit to negotiating and reaching a final deal within 60 days, unless mutually extended

4. The US will begin removing its naval blockade immediately and fully end the blockade within 30 days

5. Iran will use its best efforts to ensure safe passage for commercial vessels through the Strait of Hormuz for 60 days with no charge

6. The US and regional partners will develop a mutually agreed plan of at least $300 billion for Iran's reconstruction and economic development

7. The US will work toward terminating all types of sanctions against Iran, including UN, IAEA, primary, and secondary sanctions

8. Iran reaffirms that it will not procure or develop nuclear weapons and agrees to address its enriched material stockpile under IAEA supervision

9. Until a final deal is reached, Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, while the US will impose no new sanctions and deploy no additional forces

10. The US Treasury will issue waivers for Iranian crude oil, petroleum products, derivatives, and associated banking, insurance, and transportation services

11. The US will make frozen or restricted Iranian funds and assets fully available for use

12. The US and Iran will establish an executive mechanism to monitor implementation of the MOU and future compliance with the final deal

13. After signing the MOU and implementing key ceasefire, blockade, shipping, oil waiver, and asset-release provisions, the US and Iran will begin final deal negotiations

14. The final deal will be endorsed by a binding UN Security Council resolution

The memorandum will trigger a 60-day window to negotiate a final deal.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US has released the full text of its 14-point "Memorandum of Understanding" with Iran.

Key terms include:

1. The US, Iran, and their allies agree to immediately and permanently end military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon

2. The US and Iran agree to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity and not interfere in each other's internal affairs

3. The US and Iran commit to negotiating and reaching a final deal within 60 days, unless mutually extended

4. The US will begin removing its naval blockade immediately and fully end the blockade within 30 days

5. Iran will use its best efforts to ensure safe passage for commercial vessels through the Strait of Hormuz for 60 days with no charge

6. The US and regional partners will develop a mutually agreed plan of at least $300 billion for Iran's reconstruction and economic development

7. The US will work toward terminating all types of sanctions against Iran, including UN, IAEA, primary, and secondary sanctions

8. Iran reaffirms that it will not procure or develop nuclear weapons and agrees to address its enriched material stockpile under IAEA supervision

9. Until a final deal is reached, Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, while the US will impose no new sanctions and deploy no additional forces

10. The US Treasury will issue waivers for Iranian crude oil, petroleum products, derivatives, and associated banking, insurance, and transportation services

11. The US will make frozen or restricted Iranian funds and assets fully available for use

12. The US and Iran will establish an executive mechanism to monitor implementation of the MOU and future compliance with the final deal

13. After signing the MOU and implementing key ceasefire, blockade, shipping, oil waiver, and asset-release provisions, the US and Iran will begin final deal negotiations

14. The final deal will be endorsed by a binding UN Security Council resolution

The memorandum will trigger a 60-day window to negotiate a final deal.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@jtrechu @Viccalu Claro pero es que al final los LLM son básicamente álgebra glorificada. Y desde luego el filósofo medio no sabe tanto de matemáticas. El grado no me termina de convencer del todo pero no es como que salgan sin saber nada.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@jtrechu @Viccalu Cabrón, dan álgebra.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@afnanmajid010 @darkraven616 @JuneVanBloem During the matches in the last day, all combinations of teams advancing happened in a 20-minute window. It was madness.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

Un coñazo burocrático y más papeleo para justificar una medida que ahorra del orden del 1% de lo que nos cuesta bonificar el impuesto de sucesiones a familias con patrimonios nobiliarios. Es que es de coña como hay gente que se enreda en paridas.

[Hispaᴎo • ☀️ @hispano__]

Yo el abono de transporte personal lo daría con: empadronamiento, matrícula en universidades de la CAM o trabajo presencial en la CAM.
Y que el abono caduque cada 5 años.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@Mango_KA12 @JoseInaki2002 Seguro que era eso y no que suspendías porque te rascabas las bolas que da gusto, sí.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@Mango_KA12 @JoseInaki2002 Se la suelen inflar a casi todo el mundo.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@meteomostoles No fue desechado por "apocalíptico" sino porque se han tomado medidas para paliarlo pese a que gente como tú no les guste. Si fuese por ti ese escenario sería hasta optimista.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

Por una vez que dice algo con sentido y se la quieren cargar por ello 😭

[Clash Report @clashreport]

EU foreign policy chief Kaja Kallas reportedly compared Israel’s treatment of Palestinians to South Africa’s apartheid system during private talks in Mexico.

The remarks differ from the EU’s official position, which supports a two-state solution but does not characterize Israel as an apartheid state.

Source: Euractiv

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

Buscaos problemas de verdad

[Consigliere @Hagen_Tomm]

Aceptar los tatuajes en entorno laboral es signo de tercermundismo. No se te puede ver un milímetro de tinta sobre la piel salvo que seas un gafas creativo o algo así

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@notengotitulo @yoqseqponer @nikkool__ Con "demanda" me refería a demanda por la carrera y que por eso las notas de corte en mates eran tan bajas hasta ~2016 o así.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

La peña es retrasada

[Alex_politics @comuflauta]

He visto este clip 8 veces y sigo todavía sin entender el raciocinio del renault.

[Charlitros @Charlitros22]

@yoqseqponer @notengotitulo @nikkool__ Hasta hace relativamente poco Matemáticas tenía poquísima demanda y siempre ha tenido sueldos altos y tasas de empleabilidad altas.