Charlotte Allen

I like dogs 🐶

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@duolingo what happened to my 1000+ day streak? I didn’t miss a day and even if I did I had 5 streak freezes, why am I at 0 😭😭😭😭

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

If you invite me somewhere but can’t assure me I won’t need to parallel park upon arrival, I won’t be coming.

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@EddEntwistle @craftqueer I can be your cheerleader, my musical talents are non-existent, my dad tried to teach me the violin but apparently it was too painful he gave up

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@EddEntwistle @craftqueer Sounds like a delicious heart attack! Is it some secret menu thing I swear I have never seen this before?

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@Laurara31 Good luck this weekend, enjoy every bit! Xxx

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@EddEntwistle @craftqueer Now I know I'm going to get told off for this, but what are scraps? Is this like when Jim taught me what the northern fish cake is?

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@PellicleJonny Could genuinely sell that on Depop for a chunk 😅

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@CairnyRofl @YouGov Hahaha yesssss

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@Jim_Rangeley @Laurara31 #carbloadqueen

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

If we're including short distance running trainers, long distance running trainers, trail running shoes, netball trainers, weight lifting trainers, dog walking trainers, fashion trainers, I'm looking at 20+ alone that's just trainers, then add work shoes, heels, boots, DMs etc...

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Fellow women, how many pairs of shoes do you own? I’ve been informed that having 60+ pairs is not normal but like, I need a lot of shoes for my various activities obviously?

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@beckyexcell @EricaBewsey oh my goodness, post HM treat

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@HotelChocolat Obviously I want to try them all but salted caramel is a go to 😋

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

Do I reply or is my face too bitchy it matches my soul?

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@EricaBewsey Don’t worry it’s not Josh!!!

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

Only I could go to France with my boyfriend and up in an apres bar where my ex is playing in the band 😊😊😊😊😊😊

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@finwaygweig She’s not wrong

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@Leadmill @tramlines @EricaBewsey

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

@EddEntwistle I think the tree acts more a metaphor for my life, not thriving but surviving, sometimes with some sparkle and glitter

[Charlotte Allen @CharlotteAllen7]

I keep seeing everyone’s gorgeous and full Christmas tree pictures on insta and it makes me laugh at my 4 year old tree that lives in the garden most of the year and is just about surviving 😅