Your toddler will literally terrorise you all day and then walk up to you climb on your knee and give you a hug and everything is forgotten…ready to do it all again the next day 😂
You're scared to spend 2 years learning a new skill at 28, because by the time you're done, you'll be 30.
Whether you learn the skill or not you'll still be 30 in two years.
Time is valuable.
Hearing my husband getting absolutely trolled by my daughter when he’s trying to put her to sleep and she’s just laughing and squealing her head off is absolutely comical 😂😂😂
Lol at me when I was pregnant like yep as soon as I give birth I’ll be hitting the gym every night, forgot about the seven thousand other things there is to do once the baby goes to bed..six months later I’m yet to break a sweat 😂
The absolute worst kind of people are the people on Facebook Marketplace I can’t even cope. Advertise a brand new Ninja Airfryer for 250 AED (£50) and someone had the brass neck to offer me 30 AED (£4) absolutely not mate I’d rather throw it in the Marina.
We decided to call her Ginny, she just looked like one and soon after I nicknamed her my little Gigi, mummy’s nickname for her. Not long after I looked down at that Gucci purse and realised it was meant for her all along, my GG♥️
It’s so crazy how life works out. A few years ago I received a bonus from work for completing three years service. I’m not one for designer things and would usually spend my money on holidays but this time I decided to treat myself to something designer...
It took me so long to decide what to buy, and I eventually settled on a Gucci purse, I justified it to myself by saying ‘if I ever have a daughter, I can gift it to her one day’ I even swapped a flight to Milan so I could get a Gucci from Italy (plus a tax refund 😉)
I felt so out of place in the Gucci shop but I finally bought the purse.A few months later I fell pregnant with my daughter. She was always going to be called Genevieve or Carys but when she was born she didn’t look like either of them and was nameless the first day of her life
You can give your baby all the brightly coloured lovely child friendly toys in the world...but their favourite thing to play with still gunna be your damn breast pump 😅🤷♀️
@nadineshah Scary that we have to remind ourselves of this. The advice is always “walk without headphones”, “stick to the main roads” and “avoid the dark”. Maybe the advice should be to not fucking hurt anyone in the first place.