Charlotte Swan

I am a writer. I am a sex worker. These things are not mutually exclusive. All opinions are most definitely my own.

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

Civilian women think there is this enormous divide between them, their lives, their dreams, their decisions and women who choose sex work.
There isn’t. We are JUST like you. In every way.
And I guess...that’s what scares you the most.
#startlisteningtosexworkers

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

@pmenzies08 ❤️❤️❤️

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

@ZenithBreitling @kateiselin To be honest my first thought is if you have the time to make a meme about being a loser for seeing a sex worker.

You’re the real loser.

I have often thought SWERFS have no life. Who has time to shame people like this?

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

@kateiselin It’s just truly invasive. I’ve had a client secretly film us. I cannot tell you how horrible it is. I have no control over that footage or know where it is or what he did with it. Some workers offer filming in their service which is wonderful. But I do not.

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

@AvaGraceVIP The number one thing pedarists want is for the blame to be placed on the parents. Streisand and many others show clearly that Michael Jackson is still triumphing. Pedophiles groom entire families...Jackson groomed the entire world.

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

@deliciouslybad Thank you darling ❤️❤️❤️

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. I took a fall and fractured two vertebra in my back. I had surgery on Monday and I have more surgery scheduled next week. I’m currently pretty much immobile. 😩❤️

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

My access to the internet is limited in a public hospital and around my family it’s a little hard to explain I need to update my sex work twitter 😮.
Love to everyone ❤️

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

Loved @rickygervais After Life.
Excellent to see a positive representation of sex work and to provoke thought that we are human beings like everyone else. Love to see you explore that sort of story more. Hit me up if you ever need a story consultant. We have the best stories.

[pdx law grrrl @pdxlawgrrrl]

“I started my journey here in New York City as a sex worker. Sex work saved my life. Sex work provided opportunities for me, to keep a roof over my head.” - Karen St. James

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

@Fred_Delicious My dad went to school with a guy called Forrest Shade, no lie. I saw the year book.

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

@TrancewithMe North Brother Island is the name of the island where Mary was quarantined. It’s just off the Bronx on the way to Rikers and in the 90’s my friends and I went there because we were obsessed with Mary. We tried to break into the deserted hospital but no luck. We were chased off.

[Julian Burnside @JulianBurnside]

So, I’ve decided to run for Parliament #auspol https://t.co/H07CScH49r

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

Firstly Colin Hanks...secondly awesome Luke Perry story.

What’s not to love?

[Colin Hanks @ColinHanks]

I only met him once but the story is too good not tell given todays sad events. My wife and I are on a plane back from Mexico. Couple of rows ahead of us, these two brothers, young kids, are beating the hell out of eachother. Their poor parents are power… https://t.co/zgP4VD9lmT

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

This is a really amazing tweet. What’s even more amazing is the great comments. This is twitter gold in the best way.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

At the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and @DamonAlbarn refused to be in the same picture as me, and @PaulWellerHQ was saying he’d rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

@TheAshaFox

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

This study took 10 years. For the love of god will anyone listen? Vaccinate your kids. I swear when I’m prime minister I’ll jail parents who don’t. It’s bloody child abuse. Unless your child cannot be vaccinated for medical reasons you have a responsibility to the herd.

[Stephanie Peatling @srpeatling]

A major decade-long study of 650,000 children has found there is no link between the Measles-Mumps-Rubella vaccine and autism, even among children with other risk factors for the disorder. https://t.co/lhBHekr5CI via @smh

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

2) I also commiserate that so many black heroes who are so badly needed seemed to be torn down. And I bow to that.
But Jackson was sick. And I’m pretty sure the devastation he caused is going to become more clear as the years go by.
Let the dream go so we can see the man.

[Charlotte Swan @CharlotteOU812]

1) I never “got” Michael Jackson. Never a fan. I found his art repetitive and stunted and assumed it was a cultural thing. I was too white obviously to get the genius. To me he seemed creepy. His interviews calculated. There was something deeply wrong. #leavingneverland