Tori

marketer by trade, builder by passion

[Kyle Galbraith @kylegalbraith]

i have spent the past week meeting some truly incredible people here in sf.

i’m humbled by how many people know and love depot.

i’m lucky to get to learn from and work with some of the most brilliant folks.

thank you to everyone who gave me moments of their day while i have been here.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

@samlambert @samlambert be honest, did you hire Chuy to give planetscale a new logo?

[Tori @Charmizard_]

Still kicking myself for leaving that 151 box on the shelves two years ago like an idiot

[Tori @Charmizard_]

@DanielSmidstrup Idk. If you collect pokemon cards. https://t.co/EjFdO11LiW

[Tori @Charmizard_]

@samlambert

[Tori @Charmizard_]

If you collect pokemon cards and are looking for an app that actually scans and tracks your collection without hassle. 👇

https://t.co/EjFdO11LiW

[Tori @Charmizard_]

If you collect pokemon cards and are looking for an app that actually scans and tracks your collection without hassle. 👇

https://t.co/EjFdO11LiW

[Tori @Charmizard_]

i'm tempted to build an agent and give it 30-days and a wallet.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

Apple review: Hey, fix this thing in your app
Me 10 minutes layer: K, here... done.
Apple: ....
Apple: ....

*24 hours later*

Apple: Fix this completely different thing.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

If all the existing apps suck… build your own I say. 😍 Just finished scanning my first few pages of my Pokémon collection.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

@DanielSmidstrup @depotdev

[Tori @Charmizard_]

There has to be billions, if not trillions, of lines of absolutely dead code on GitHub.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

I hope every pokemon scalper is met with a broken McDonalds ice cream machine.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

Waiting for apple review is like watching paint dry.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

@kylegalbraith That was an absolute wtf at every turn.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

@headgrower1 @JohnnyCrambo I took my 3 year old to Best Buy this morning to get cards and she pointed at the miserable scalpers and went “scalpers no scalping”.

This soldier is doing his duty. 🫡

[Tori @Charmizard_]

Stripe created a way for agents to access wallets.

That should tell you something.

[Tori @Charmizard_]

@james406 Amazing. Solve the attribution mystery puzzle while you’re at it. Please. 😭😭😭

[Tori @Charmizard_]

*Pikachu shocked face*