Honey, I shrunk the paty! Charmstone Games' newest #dnd5e adventure "Mansion of the Minimizing Mage" is out now on the DM's Guild.
https://t.co/LSA9VyTDWi
A wizard collapses into an old, austere armchair. The leather, crafted from the hides of an unfathomable species of demonic beast, groans under the weight. “Most things suck,” she muses as she loads some dank bud into her quarter bent squat billiard pipe. #sega#sanic#grenlins2
You walk by an emaciated goblin, “please, me lard, surely you could spare some engagement?” You fumble at your pockets performatively, “uh sorry, I don’t have any…” although your sentence trails off your unconscious can’t let go of the pitiful creature for the rest of the day…
@dicepencilpaper Also, here's an MST3K quality student film, creature feature set in Milpitas if anyone wants a taste of the local culture. https://t.co/7E5MeYvOEt
@dicepencilpaper I grew up in Milpitas. I refuse to metabolize the context or implications of the content of this video, but happy to see both Toyota and Milpitas on the TL!