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I'm just winging it

[Lerato🌸 @milliy_0601]

Please someone explain in layman terms the logic behind the Ethiopian calendar being 7 years behind? And if I had to relocate there would my age reverse by 7 yrs?

[Big Brother Mzansi @BBMzansi]

BREAKING NEWS:

For using offensive language, Yolanda has been disqualified from the #BBMzansi house.

More here: https://t.co/Zjx5neXveS #SyaMosha

[Wesile Snipes @__sugarvenom]

I don't believe in gatekeeping, so this post will be lengthy bc I'm about to tell you EVERYTHING I know🧍🏾‍♀️

DISCLAIMER: Take everything I'm about to tell you with a grain of salt PLS😭🙏🏽

Feel free to contribute or provide constructive criticism. Be nice pls.😭

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[Kgopolo @PhilMphela]

TV:

1Magic is no more.

Premium channel DStv is getting cancelled.

Shows slated to debut on the channel will now likely and definitely end up on Mzansi Magic.

DStv Channel 103 will shutdown in early February.

Unless something happens at Multichoice to try and keep their premium black subscribers.

#KgopoloReports

[Lerato Höffele @LeratoHoeffele]

Pls don’t waste your time taking your family to the Pretoria Zoo. There are hardly ANY animals, everything is under construction and it is so unkept. What a shame!! @SANBI_ZA

[Tannie @nubian6]

Absent father's...this is what your kid are celebrating, Your death

[MDN NEWS @MDNnewss]

Actor blueticks his family

Actor Siyabonga Shibe has abandoned and blacklisted his family. According to Zimoja, The Sibongile & The Dlaminis star is said to have told his mother and his brothers that he wants nothing to do with them. The problem allegeddly started when a child came into his life and claimed that she is his long lost daughter. This is the same person who claimed Sfiso Ncwane was her father after he passed away.

His brother told ZiMoja that Siyabonga no longer buys food for their mother. "We don?t understand how Siyabonga got to this point. Our brother has stopped buying grocery for our mother. He told our mother he doesn?t want her from a bar of soap. We were trying to warn him about the alleged daughter but he decided to cut us off," said Nathi, adding that Siyabonga has even sold his two cars and a house in Ridgeway, in the south of? Johannesburg, to prove his love to his newly found daughter.

"We don?t know that daughter. She first claimed that she was Sifiso Ncwane?s child and now she is claiming that she is Siya?s daughter. We don?t know her and we don?t want to be part of her life since she is taking away our brother. Siyabonga insulted our mom and told her that he doesn?t want her at his funeral in case he dies. Siyabonga is no longer visiting at home and has since blocked us on all his numbers. He has even changed his phone to "tototo" (a non-smart phone) while his newly found daughter has an iPhone 14," he said. According to a source, his colleagues are concerned because he is constantly asking for R10 for cigarette.

Attempts to get comment from Siyabonga proved unsuccessful.

[Bongz Unchained @BourerTheFunk]

😂😂😂😂 why the hell am I laughing, im not supposed to

[Silindelo Sebata @Sli_Masikane]

[EXCLUSIVE] The last place former president #NelsonMandela called home has been abandoned. The mansion on 12th avenue in Houghton was being occupied by Mandela’s grandchildren but they moved out after the lights were cut due to unpaid utility bills - which according to his grandchildren are supposed to be paid by the Nelson Rolihlala Mandela Trust. 10 years after the statesman’s death and his estate has still not been wind up.

Watch it on #eNCA DSTV 403 from 06h00

[Phony Stark. @Goddess_Sal]

I got woken up by a strange man walking into my hotel room. The noise from the door was loud enough to wake me up.

He is a staff member and has a universal key card.

I started shouting at him as soon as he was in my line of sight.

I am so scared.

[Dr Moeketsi @AusBassie]

I just learned about monitoring spirits this morning. Oooh boy, when I tell you that it be your circle..hmmm. All I can say is, your plans..keep them to yourself. You only talk to God and I mean.. only God.

[Lungile♥️ @Presley_phoebie]

I wont forget the day my ex fucked his baby mama while i was waiting for him in the car.

He asked me to take him there to drop off some baby clothes.

See how this time of year ngiba so sad. Ngyakubona konkhe my petrol money Jehovah 😩😩

[Veve @LudidiVelani]

I am still stuck on this guy who witnessed a mass shooting and went to report it to SAPS. While walking home from the station, he receives a call from his sister asking "What have you done? There were people here looking for you, they are saying you spoke with the police."

The guy returns to the police station, finds a trustworthy officer and tells them what happened. He is taken to a safe place. It is then decided that he must be taken to his village in the E Cape where he may be safe. The police decided on a day and take him there, while on the way, he receives a call from his grandmother that people are looking for him. The police abort the mission and decide to sleep at a BnB then return to Cape Town. The guy was taken to a safe house. Big up to the officers that kept him safe but this is scary. People will turn a blind eye when they see crime due to a few corrupt officers.

[Tina @Tina_Hokwana]

Client instructs attorney to bring an application for his relocation to another country and pays R10 000 deposit. Later, attorney advises client that his relocation application was successful and that he could choose to relocate to Norway, Sweden or Switzerland - client chooses Switzerland.

[Kgethi Phakeng, PhD(Wits); Hon DSc (UBristol) @FabAcademic]

Just a correction Pearl….I’m not in my mid 40s, I’m just 3 years away from 60. You can cry a bit louder.

[Bra Peter @Mr_PeterM]

In case you missed it: According to Sowetan, this broer is in a dispute with VW over his broken Golf R. They offered him Golf 8 after they couldn’t find a replacement engine but he says he doesn’t want to take on new debt. https://t.co/4Jwxnycji0