Silver surfer

I once shat in a pool and someone swimming thought it was a present

[Sonny @SonnyDigital]

I see you 👀

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

Same number

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

If you ever need advice on how to be cool just give me a call

[RÜS-OH @rus_oh]

IT MONDAY! Go check out my new video! https://t.co/Tp4BCjW9Lp

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

great game right now in Arizona

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

God doesn't make mistakes. Hope y'all had a good day. Happy dreamin! 😘🔛🔝

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

I could write a book on my known aliases

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

I actually think life could be better else where

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

Gardner is lookin slower

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

How I get an ap to use other people's numbers to call random numbers. need to educate myself on how to be stupid.

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

😚😚😚

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

Good morning

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

Bill Muray pumping up the crowd for the Cubs is legend status

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

Lil homie that never forgets

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

Define.. definition...

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“No one knows how bad they are till they have tried very hard to be good."
#CSLewis

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

I'm really an aquatic animal

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

I want a crab salad.

[Silver surfer @Chase5martin]

After college. If I go back. And my shit life still sux