Today we celebrate our independence by doing what we do best: eating our body weight in hot dogs, setting off enough fireworks to make the dog question every life choice, and pretending we know the words to the Star-Spangled Banner after the third beer.
Remember: the Founding Fathers fought for freedom… mostly so we could argue about pineapple on pizza while wearing star-spangled shorts. Land of the free, home of the slightly sunburned and extremely full.
Stay safe, grill responsibly, and may your fireworks be louder than your relatives’ political opinions.
@elonmusk Love the mission @ Tesla, but fighting fires doesn't pay like rocket science. Dreaming of a Model 3 on my salary is like hoping for a pay raise from the flames 😅 Any love for first responders? 🚒🔋"