Chase Austin

I’m a dad to twins and I spend too much time watching sports

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it.

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Sports on Prime @SportsonPrime]

Dale Jr. remembers his friend Kyle Busch.

[ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 @SumDumHoe]

"Kate's pussy threw a code today..."

[Alex Núñez @Noonz]

If the brewing companies are concerned about the downturn in alcohol consumption, maybe get pack to first principles and show everyone how much you rock.

[Austin Konenski @AustinKonenski]

The 2026 Coca-Cola 600 will be the first NASCAR Cup Series race without an “Earnhardt” or “Busch” in the field since 1979.

It is the first Coca-Cola 600 without either since 1977. Richard Petty won that race.

The 47 and 49-year streaks will be broken tonight.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

[Scotch @scotchscotchzz]

I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path.

This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers.

If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Reporter: "To what extent are Americans' financial situations motivating you to make a deal?"

President Trump: "Not even a little bit…I don't think about Americans' financial situations."

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Remember: in the Middle East, we’re fighting a regime of religious maniacs who blindly follow a Supreme Leader.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[JohnsonWx @225MPH_EF4]

All-timer snapchat post man

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

DOJ is now 122 days overdue in releasing the Epstein files.

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Tiger Woods turned down a reported $1 billion from LIV to serve as an “honorary captain” for a few years, opting instead to get high on pain pills #expand

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BACK-TO-BACK 🏆🏆

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

America First > MAGA