chase forbush

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Chase. He's been branded as something of an escape artist. Unfortunately there were witnesses and victims in his latest attempt. 14/10

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

I have to update my bird app in order to add back my shitpost account I don't want x i like my bord

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

Somebody took my hindsight contacts out am I doing good

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I wanted ribs this bbq place has no ribs :(

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The eye doctor told me I had perfect eyes like 6 months ago and I'm still riding that high

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

Day 699 of counting to 3 in Japanese to keep my duolingo streak alive

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

Excuse me mommy? Sorry. mommy? Sorry mommy sorry mommy

Mommy? Sorry

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

But have you played Nubbies Number Factory yet?

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

Day 605 of counting to 3 to keep my duolingo streak alive

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I actually love staying in my room and not doing anything or seeing anyone I would hide in here forever if I could

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

Remember when they walked me out of the whole school singing '50 Nifty United States' because I wasn't even attempting to sing

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

I can't find the bible in this hotel room should I be worried

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I drove a little past the drivethru and because I'm doing a lot of forktruck driving I pressed the other side of my gas pedal (to reverse) and went way past because thats not how cars work

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Fuck this I'm buying a carton of cigarettes

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So glad I don't know morse code because I'd for sure be schizophrenic

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I am going to find whoever is turning numb lock off of all the work computers and you bet your ass I will get you in trouble

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Selling packs of Newport's for Christmas

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Telling everyone at work I'm dating someone so they stop trying to match me up in house

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Im the kind of guy that'd get catfished and not leave because its too much work

[chase forbush @ChaseForbush]

Why do I feel like I'm not allowed to want or like things