Chase Goldman

I’m CDIA (chillest dude in America)

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Fortnite is strictly for the night. Fortnite during the day will kill ur night and wear you down. It’s rlly a parasite it sucks the life out of you.

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

We will commence a Jayden Fielding public execution once he touch downs at Ohio state at 9 yard line at the shoe where he missed at 27 yarder
Pathetic.

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

@ColeZinman I’ll do you one better
What did Orlando Brown could have possibly said to Lamar Jackson on the sideline?

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Yeat is a top 5 if not top 3 influential artist of the modern era of rap. You can’t tell me he didn’t have the rap world in a CHOKEHOLD in 2021-2022. Listen to the Up 2 Me album and 15/22 of those songs are bangers. And don’t even get me started on the twizzy handshake.

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Midnight shift Taco Bell workers are the real heroes of this cruel world

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Not a big Mets fan but this is just horrendous
How do we go from b2b home runs and then go from 3 selling this lead
Just call it quits
@ryanhelsey u suck dick and you shld be excommunicated effective immediately

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Just wanted to come on here and say that if I was at Gordon, it would be wraps
Fuck Timberlake and lokanda

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

I miss when the entenmanns had clear boxes
Just reminiscing about the good ole times
Also, the new entenmanns suck ass
@Entenmanns fix your fucking cookies
#bringbackclearboxes

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Just peed on a slug and he crashed out and shriveled up. The post pee clarity really hit me after. Might start a GoFundMe for the guy
#prayersupforslug

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Just tried vegan bacon on accident from bagel boss
Rookie mistake
#notmeta

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Once again

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Jobs not finished #villianark

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

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[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

Uber driver is kinda SUS!

[Chase Goldman @ChaseGoldman82]

@ColeZinman just confessed that he farted on the CYO basketball bench 7 years ago!!! Huge moment in the FBGM group chat. A lot of weight off my shoulders. #relief #firstpost #colefarted