Matthew

Family Man with a wife and step son. I love Detroit sports! and of course the Hawkeyes! I also do Engineer stuff.

[🍁 @72Breezy]

Crackhead tries to rob the wrong dad and son duo and quickly finds out why that’s a bad idea

[KFC @kfc]

This 4th, be safe out there America.

[Matthew @ChaseMa10]

@vidsthatgohard @tubamaphone

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Keegan Michael from Key & Peele recreated the name sketch with the names of football players from the World Cup🤣

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

Australian discovers Texas Roadhouse…

First, he calls it a “fancy restaurant,” and he couldn’t be more wrong. Texas Roadhouse isn’t just a fancy ole restaurant. It’s a giant slice of heaven brought down to earth.

This man loves the bread, the free refills, the service.

In response to those outside the US complaining about tipping there: “You don’t have to tip… you WANT to tip. These are the most wonderful people on earth.”

“I don’t even know why some of you Americans are so angry all the time; you guys have Texas Roadhouse in your country.”

You got that right. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#worldcup #usa

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

this has to be one of the greatest running jokes in television history. that song has been living rent-free in my head ever since i first watched it

[Matthew @ChaseMa10]

@tubamaphone

[GCROCK @GCROCK6]

THAT FEELING... When the God Roll Prototype Drops! #thedivision2

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Frank never stops. Never.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Commercial!

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Never knew this.

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Shane’s racism comparison is straight-up off the charts 😭💀

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

Bruh 💀

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That time Kyle Busch saw one of his fans wearing his hat while driving

RIP to a legend

[Bonafide Boomer @DaveM_63]

@RCEY28 Not soldiers, that's Army ... it's Marines learn the difference.

[Mr.King @Mrkingstar4me]

I wasn't like most bartenders ♥️

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Who you gonna ca.....

[Tom Clancy's The Division @TheDivisionGame]

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[stricture @bog_beef]

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