Chase Mincey

Food over everything.

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Someone else has got to appreciate khaki / strawberry pigeons as much as I do.

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@LongMatt77 Come on, Matt. When a baddie starts recording you know you've got to put on the ol' razzle dazzle.

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Bring. Back. Station. Wagons.

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@stevepurdy_ Takin' care of lady. She got her second shot on Friday so she's been KIA all weekend.

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If you drank puddle water with a cigarette soaking in it, could you, in theory, become addicted to puddle water? Due to the nicotine leeching out of the cigarette.

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@stevepurdy_ 🧪🔬

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Break hearts and rip farts.

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Anyone got quality meme accounts to follow on here?

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@kevin_Myers61 Garage / driveway

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@xhellopaige Do it.

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@UtzSnacks Sorry boss, too slow. I just polished off the last of them!

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To save myself the shame of cheesy didgets, I've resorted to pouring the family-sized barrel of @UtzSnacks Baked Cheddar Cheese Balls directly onto my face. Much more dignified.

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@kevin_Myers61 Some "I just watched Dazed and Confused and this reefer stuff sounds kinda neat" type shit.

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@xhellopaige 4 days later...

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Don't mind me. I'm just daydreaming about how sick I would look with a rat tail...

#onecanwish #rattaillyfe

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A lot of flat-brimmed Fox hats coming and going in my girlfriends neighborhood. Must be a new rural weed dealer in town.

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@kevin_Myers61 Send him a picture of the dunes and ask him what the difference is.

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I took too long to pick a song and now the teens I was going to drive past and impress with my unique and obscure music taste have gone inside. Will they ever know how cool and relevant I am?

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@xhellopaige Yooo! Crippling anxiety is a great way to stay in shape.