Chase Moore

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Suicide’s cancelled boys. Goggins orders

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

“I’m on yo bumper” goes so fucking hard

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

"What would the 15-year-old version of yourself tell you that at 22 years old you'd be playing for Team USA in this game?"

Brock Faber: "He'd tell me he hates Canada."

(Via: @NHLNetwork)

[The Observer @UncleMikeyLA]

Yea go ahead and boo our anthem again, fuckin snow Mexicans

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

No Money Trees, No M.A.A.D City, No Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe, No Backseat Freestyle

[Jeffrey @LubbockLocal69]

“Hereeee, white boy white boy white boy”

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

How bro looks at me when I start dry heaving in the uber

[Ryan D Leaf @RyanDLeaf]

But I did it high on crack playing vs 22 players, or at least that’s what my paranoid hallucinations were telling me. Pretty remarkable if you ask me!

[KD @notkdk3]

About that time

[will defries @willdefries]

just spitballing here but what if instead of a beer glass that makes you drink slower, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speeds

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

I can’t stop saying double chunk chocolate cookie and it’s ruining my fucking life

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

I actually kinda like him refusing to acknowledge it. It’s almost like the Michael Keaton TLC bit from ‘The Other Guys’ but a bit more sinister

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

My daughter is about 10 months old now and she can barely finish a four loko without throwing up. Is this normal or should I take her to the doctor and get tested for autism?

[AB @AB84]

You got CTE nigga? #CTESPN

Biden/Harris is and has been in office

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

We all know a Jeff.

[ADAMDEVINE @ADAMDEVINE]

Now THIS. IS. IMPORTANT.