Chase B. Schurga

Former Class Clown. Fuggedaboutit. Tweets are my own. Host of @choochoopod

[Chase B. Schurga @ChaseSchurga]

“If you wake up in the morning and you start having negative thoughts, like “man this ain’t my day”, “I woke up on the wrong side of the bed” or “Im trippin I just don’t feel myself”, everytime you feel yourself doing that, stop.

Just stop for a second.

And start going over in your mind, everything you have to be grateful for. Not everything you want. Everything you already have. Because what you have is substantial. You just haven’t gone over the list and taken inventory in a long time.

But the fact that you can walk, that’s a blessing. The fact that you woke up, that’s another blessing. The fact that you can see, think, reason, that’s another blessing. The fact that you can go somewhere and get yourself something to eat, that’s another blessing. The fact that you can go and turn a key and call some place home, that’s another blessing. The ability to dream is a blessing. The fact that you have an opportunity to get it right, is another blessing. The fact that you’re beautiful, that’s another blessing. The fact that you have any measure of health, that’s another blessing.

And I’m just talking to you, I don’t even know you. I could give you 50 things you ought to be grateful for right now.”

-Steve Harvey

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

The world was just a nicer place back then.

[Chase B. Schurga @ChaseSchurga]

Rough day for @cmpunk

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

Everyone needs an uncle Phil in their lives

[𓆩 NERO ‏𓆪 @Nero_4_WWE_]

I just met AJ Styles but neither of us had a pen so he signed my notes app

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Danhausen vs Mr Iguana at WrestleMania 42:

#WWEChamber

[emma ! ˙⋆✮ @Emmur]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS:
Mayor Zohran Mamdani will require all New Yorkers to watch the Kenny Omega vs. Kazuchika Okada saga in chronological order. What are your thoughts on this?

[Chase B. Schurga @ChaseSchurga]

@RomanEra0 That’s actually horrifying to watch

[REAL1 (FKA Enzo Amore) @real1]

8 years ago today, I lost my dream job @wwe

[Chase B. Schurga @ChaseSchurga]

My dad brought me here as a kid. Place was awesome.

[Brock Lesnar Guy @BrockLesnarGuy]

Never got a chance to go to WWF New York.

Wish that the WWE could bring something like this back.

[Chase B. Schurga @ChaseSchurga]

@AlixG_2 @DesireeAmerica4 Same

[Vacant 👤 @WWEVacant]

I apologize for making you all wait this long in 2026 for me to continue my reign as the best professional wrestler on planet earth. #AndNew #NewYearsEvil

[Chase B. Schurga @ChaseSchurga]

This ending was trash. What the helly

[Wall Street Club 🇺🇸 @Grukies]

🚨 #BREAKING: At 50 years old, Anderson Silva just reminded everyone why he's The Spider – vicious right uppercut KO over Tyron Woodley tonight on the Paul vs Joshua card! Legend never dies!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Word Life. #ThankYouCena

[Chase B. Schurga @ChaseSchurga]

@syndrome22q1 @catturd2 @GuntherEagleman @TaraBull @DonaldJTrumpJr @MrBeast @kirawontmiss @ChuckCallesto @bennyjohnson @dbongino @lindayaX #HiJustin

[Chase B. Schurga @ChaseSchurga]

@SteveBrodt You really do go to the gym in the middle of the night you weren’t kidding

[arkansas sydney sweeney @HeismanHoney]

literally nothing will prepare you for her pinned tweet.

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

"I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS. NOW I'M A JERK, AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME" 💪
24/31 Musclebob Buffpants (SpongeBob with anchor arms)

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

We were too young to understand.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Bro woke up and chose violence