If I am a guest at your lovely home for the first time please be patient as I beeline toward every piece of sit-able furniture upon walking through the door so I may rate each item on my own undisclosed mental list.
I would just like to thank 2019 for keeping lip-syncs of any kind (shows, competitions, social media stories, etc) out of my world.
*places single acorn on the ground in tribute to Mother Earth
@AmberlyJohnson Couldn’t be more right. Like that time I exclaimed, “PEANUT BUTTER IS MORE VERSATILE” in the middle of a jelly/jam market. Didn’t end well.