Chase Van Tiem

Hot Mustard sauce from McDonald’s is underrated despite heartburn

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Kinda wild no one is talking about how long that first day of wedding crashers was. Sun literally never went down. The tackle football game was at 4pm after the breakfast wedding? I don’t get it. This tweet has more characters than that day and sorry about it

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What’s with the right door always being locked at stores and restaurants? Kind of sick of feeling like I’m getting pancake blocked by a prime Joe Thomas.

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@ohiotate I’ll fly from Detroit if you guys are still going on the morning. Let me be your mantis. I’ll need one ice cream cone is all

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@MatthewBerryTMR I’m no one. But I’m someone. Who is ready to share their story. Come hither. This sounds creepy actually in hindsight. Back it up, Terry, do not come hither. Happy thanksgiving though and thanks for the stuffing you made for us

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Hello. Don’t need “3,2,1” before the drop. We know when it’s coming, but thank you.

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Hey, guess what? Who gives an actual shit about your stupid cheese pull?

Goodnight.

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No more “slams laptop shut til Monday” posts please. It’s beyond cringe. You can softly close your laptop from now on. Your 9-5 isn’t that bad. Kthxbye.

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@DougAndGator971 go back on vaca, karsch. Cutting good callers off and letting callers like David mumble is for the birds. This show was fun for about 8 years. Thx for the time

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And true, there’s almost nothing else that can be discussed about an uncooked steak, but still stop it.

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Please don’t say “look at the marbling!” The marbling on the steak is very evident.

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@ohwowthejet I will pay you $1900 to interview me. I will fly to Dubai. I will bring fish of filets. Thank you.

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But as I’m recalibrating, the cannon ball dip probably leads to a handful of extra views in the long run, so perhaps it’s economical af. Let’s shelf this one and revisit.

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I’m still fired up about it. You just wasted half your shit for one dip. Doesn’t seem economical.

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Hey, food vloggers - that overly aggressive dip of your burrito, burger or chicken wing into your sauce is becoming insufferable.

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@DougAndGator971 I used to want to stay safe and treat everyone with respect, until today 😂

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@JimCosta_ It’s so refreshing you’re one of the few that know the truth with the Goff stuff. Stay strong, brother.

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@DougAndGator971 it’s not that we’re scared about this year. It’s that we don’t want this for FIVE more years considering the money commitment. Sweet, he has elite accuracy on a 5 yard out route. Crown him.

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@DougAndGator971 Stafford wouldn’t be better suited than Goff 😂😂😂 you’re unreal. Car wreck radio that I can’t not keep coming back to to unpause. Jamo would have 7 TDs with Stafford.

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@DougAndGator971 alarming Doug. K, then let’s just trade Jamo and hope for 3 yard plays, 14play drives for the next5 years & pay Goff a giant extension. That sounds like a RIOT, man. Sounds super dynamic. Easton Stick would be better @ getting the ball to Jamo, tbh. #thebookisout

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@DougAndGator971 yikes. Been my favorite Detroit radio show since almost forever, but after today I feel gross. The Goff defending has to be dialed down. Not mobile, no arm strength. You don’t pay guys like that. Sure, solid game manager, but pls stop.