ChaseWilliams

Know yourself, know your worth.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

@HomeDepot @HomeDepot - Please reach out to me. I would expect more out of your store for a person just trying to mow their lawn

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

@HomeDepot - Charged me for a damaged rental of a string trimmer because I put the wrong fuel in it.

1) It was never stated to me what type of fuel it needed, I should have simply known from the gas cap
2) They can charge me more than a brand new unit

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

As a frequent customer and a shareholder I would hope @HomeDepot would make it right but I was only given the customer experience that I was wrong because I signed the 17 page contract

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

Franchisee of @merrymaids here in Austin refuses to provide a refund after they charged my card without invoice for services I didn’t receive. Disappointed and hoping corporate doesn’t expect this kind of behavior or lack of customer service #merrymaids

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

Disappointed in @happydad . Not sure if I got a bad batch but bad taste and I got 6 pineapple and no lemon/lime

[SharpClarke 🔪 @SharpClarkeNFL]

My exact score prediction: 23-20 Rams. Let’s see if Joey Burrow can mess it up.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

You watch one video on TikTok of a woman singing an old pirate drinking song and suddenly everybody who has ever sung a pirate drinking song shows up in my feed..damn TikTok

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

They don’t make theme songs like they did in the 90s. The theme to ‘The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh’ is my jam

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

@JohnLitzler Don’t ever do it…ever.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

Finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother. I don’t know why I punished myself with that final season.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

Shelves weren’t meant to float.

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka this morning with the kids. This movie stands the test of time.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

@Noahpinion Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind
Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City - Kendrick Lamar
Chroma - Cartel
The College Dropout - Kanye West

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

I played 2 games of basketball (badly) 2 days ago and hurt my back…by playing a normal games of basketball.

I therefore announce my retirement from the sport in order to spend more time with my family and to eat more pizza.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

How did people know how to do anything before YouTube? I’m pretty sure my house would have flooded, caught on fire, and fallen into a sinkhole with shakey videos filmed by a 50 year old with some free time and a dream.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

Note to self: if you wake up at 2:30am and can’t fall asleep, checking your work email is a TERRIBLE idea as you will obsess so much over what you need to do that you will no longer go back to sleep.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

I can’t tell you how thankful I am that my dog protects me from all delivery men/women throughout the day by obnoxiously barking at a startling volume.

The jolt that runs through my body as I frantically mute my zoom call is worth its weight in gold.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

Seems more like a punishment than an opportunity but…

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Ed Sheeran is getting a week-long residency on The Late Late Show With James Corden https://t.co/VLcMMwCD2F

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

Told my therapist I drank every day this Father’s Day weekend so I really needed to dry out.

He asked me if I thought I had a drinking problem.

I’m finding a new therapist.

[ChaseWilliams @ChaseWilliams]

It’s beyond me why anyone would choose any other cake than cookie cake