Chase Kallhoff

Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to God, and keep your face to the rising sun.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

You seen this economy? This is war.

[Jake @JustJake]

Men used to go to war and now they sell b2b SaaS

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

@AshtonKrebs Well I picked up my phone when I got this notification, so I obviously can’t lmao.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

@AshtonKrebs Better yet – learn to ignore your phone even when it’s not on DND.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

This is what Nebraska’s o-line is made of.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

Ask, and you shall receive.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

Wearing a “Fire Frost” shirt to church this week to make sure that God doesn’t just hear my prayers, He sees them, too.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

Anybody know if Mike Reilly is looking for work?

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

@AshtonKrebs This is fair.

Likewise, holding an opinion that is popular does not mean that it is unoriginal. Popular opinions can also be rooted in reason and objectivity.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

@AshtonKrebs Isn’t there some irony in saying nobody has the courage to voice an original opinion, yet you’re just rehashing what Seneca wrote 2000 years ago?

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

@AshtonKrebs What makes your trip once-in-a-lifetime is that you were able to experience it with a group of friends, with little to no responsibilities distracting you from the trip.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

What this country really needs is a Wii Sports resurgence.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

I’m having another existential crisis in the bathroom of Lil’ Ricky’s in Omaha

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

One like and I’ll buy this and make a rooftop bar

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

What genius decided to test the emergency alert system at 11:07 PM?

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

@TonyInStLouis I was today years old when I learned that the sun only rises in St. Louis.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

One of my coworkers found my high school speech videos, and now I have to quit my job.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

Social media accounts: “You need a password that’s at least eight characters, including a number, a special character, and both uppercase and lowercase letters.”

Banks and credit cards: “Password? Yeah, any four numbers will be fine.”

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

Gotta learn more about cars so these mechanics can’t walk all over me every time I come in for routine maintenance.

[Chase Kallhoff @ChaserRacer33]

@GPisFRESH You’re looking real stupid right about now.