iHope

Screaming on the inside.

[iHope @ChasingBrody]

Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind, even those gluten free assholes.

[iHope @ChasingBrody]

Everyone: Are you always this sassy?

Me: Only when I’m awake.

[iHope @ChasingBrody]

Confucius say “He who compliments your selfies via DM, doesn’t want three other twitter crushes to see.”

[〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise]

You have to be louder than her demons. Good luck, pal.

[Lovely Bones @MrsLovelyBones1]

She doesn't really know where she belongs, but she knows it's not here.

[iHope @ChasingBrody]

Maybe you weren’t a lesson for me. Maybe I was a lesson for you.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Don't forget to turn your clocks forward to eliminate one more hour of the Trump presidency.

[iHope @ChasingBrody]

Spring forward. Or as I like to refer to it “well shit, now I’m going to over sleep and be late for everything for 6 stupid long months.”

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

Are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry?

[toastymoe™ @toastymoe]

How about instead of complaining about the Snapchat update, you just delete the app... you’re too old for it anyways

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Pro-AR-15 people: be honest. Aren't you fucking EXHAUSTED by now? I've never had to defend something so often, for so long, in the face of such clear evidence that it's bad. And I listen to Dave Matthews Band.

[ClockTowerGirl @ClockTowerGirl]

I'll never be skinny... I have too many feelings to eat.

[Lovely Bones @MrsLovelyBones1]

The kind of girl that won't stop until she's climbed your walls, and you'll wonder why you didn't let her in sooner.

[iHope @ChasingBrody]

“Don’t fuck this up” I whisper to myself, a moment before I fuck it all up.

[Mmmkay? @missekay]

This just in.

Canada builds a wall made out of ice to keep Americans out.

[iHope @ChasingBrody]

Marry a man that wants to feed you just as much as he wants to fuck you.

[iHope @ChasingBrody]

Battling this depression one sweet can of whip cream at a time.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

20yr old me: I am so exhausted, I haven't slept in three days. We've been non-stop partying.

47yr old me: I'm so exhausted, I just put on shoes.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

🎶despite all my rage, I'm… 🎶

… still gonna get up for work in the morning.