We have Italians discovering free refills,
Japanese discovering unlimited chips and salsa, and Germans road tripping the country becoming Ella Fellas.
In this USA 250 simulation, it’s quite simple, we’re winning the World Cup.
Notice how he never said Ohtani is better than 2010 Delmon Young.
.298/.333/.493
68 extra base hits
112 RBI
12 outfield assists (2nd in AL)
July 2010 AL Player of the Month
10th place, AL MVP voting