Chassidishe Yid

Learns Torah, thinks hard

[Chassidishe Yid @ChassidisheYid]

Chaqimi: you came on here to POST, not to view. Do not read a SINGLE tweet! Do not be detracted, and do not be distracted. חזק ואמץ

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"Act of God" is a natural disaster,
but a real Act of God,
is a supernatural disaster

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drawing Heaven to Earth raises Hell

[Chassidishe Yid @ChassidisheYid]

man with the plan says:

forget about
"the plan where everyone i know gets to"
quit! (while ur ahead)
quip! (askin permishhhh...un?)

the devil's wearing on u..
(stilghettos!!) eventually
(to the most high... prana!)

it'll be a memory
2, 3, C3P0.
(redrum though!)

oh, oh, oh, so

[Chassidishe Yid @ChassidisheYid]

Macushla:
https://t.co/HWtobJrpov

"Do you mind if I like this? Or are you expecting a Frankenstein. Do you think I’d recite this? Just didn’t know what you had in mind."
https://t.co/RfTWnAOr6m

Sidney Gish: "Impostor Syndrome"
https://t.co/RFnHEsdvH7

Who's the real imposteor?!

[Chassidishe Yid @ChassidisheYid]

“Imposter�� is an impostor!

[Chassidishe Yid @ChassidisheYid]

שסע
"cleft [hooves]" | 450
to "cleave" (in two)
Homophone: (365 Lavim) שסה

שסף
"split"/"hew" | 460
Shmuel A:15:33: וַיְשַׁסֵּף (Only 1!)
"Gr Dr HPS qy. וַיְשַׁסַּע, but improbable"

בקע
"break" (up/apart)

קלע
"sling" (at a hair)

Pop: Karate "Chop"!
ShaSaa!!!!! (Princess Peach)

[Chassidishe Yid @ChassidisheYid]

Nature | Reality -> Philosophy -> Poetry | Theory -> People (Vanguard) -> Politics | Scientists -> People (Mainstream) [Culture | Policy | Technology] -> People -> Reality -> Philosophy -> Nature | Reality

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America: where even the underprivileged are spoiled

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here in Persia: "the kashk talks, the bodemjan walks"

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rap music neither

https://t.co/XkqzgRivNi

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if the messenger brings bad news, don't shoot them

but if they bring good news, it's nice to leave a tip

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if the Devil has a preferred pronoun, it would be: ƧHE

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Love helps survive the toughness
The toughness helps the love survive

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A person ought to
Get married to
The one they
Got married to

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"miracles" _ "mutual hallucination"

Which is the miracle

Miracles

Or mutual hallucination

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Lately, I been, I been losin' sleep
Davening for the things that we could be
Yeah baby, I been prayin' hard
Said, "No more countin' dollars, we'll be countin' schars"
Yeah, we'll be, we'll be countin' schars

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I am Sephardi, and I am smarmy, but I'm not sorry

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It's not "right"... it just works out.
IOW - it's wrong, but it's not "wrong."
So why fix it if it ain't broken?!
No it's definitely broken,
It just works out.
🤯🤯🤯

[Chassidishe Yid @ChassidisheYid]

"you don't have to be so strong"
"I'm so strong I don't even know what you're talking about."

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Children should be heard but not seen

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Do as I do, not as i say