ZwiftChat

Conversations seen on Zwift. Oh the hilarity.

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

“Is this the right way to the pub?”

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

Just seen: “This is hard work today, but then I am pulling a train!” Mate, no-one is chain-ganging in your living room. 😅

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

A virtual race streamed on TV. Hmm 🤔 #thatwillcatchon

[HywelTowel @hyweltowel]

How do you know if a rider on Zwift is a vegan?

Oh, they’ll make it obvious

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

@TheOmnisis Unless we’re burning 486,572 calories it sounds a little inaccurate...

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

So what the heck is the water drops counter all about? 💧

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

“Thanks for the pull.” Er dude, think about this for a second...

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

@dunks517 Ours is eating cake 🍰

[Ginevra @ginevragarga]

Dear @GoZwift
No one wants to ride in New York. We are cyclists: we like Flanders cotes, Roubaix cobbles, Dolomites climbs, even Basque rain and Colombia crazy fans but no, we don't want Central Park unless it's for a Friends reunion.
Sincerely yours (but only in winter),
Ginevra

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

Just seen: “Zwift stoke my socks! This is no joke, I had blue striped socks which match my kit and now I have no socks. I stick out like a sore thumb!” #firstworldproblems #sockgate

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

@4thcatproblems We know the feeling #onlycyclesforbeerandcake

[4th cat problems @4thcatproblems]

So much SERIOUS foreign training camp talk on Twitter - I’ll be happy to just come home the same Fucking weight as I left unlike every other year I’m heavier on return 😢 🇪🇸 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

@andrewbeck_hu Hey the Zwift bull you pushing some killer w/kg?

[Cycling Weekly @cyclingweekly]

'You're doing a disservice to cycling': Strava thread gets completely out of hand after rider takes Zwift KOM | https://t.co/4ud7yyqjdD

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

@camelknees @chdbrwn That would put an end to the packs... 👍🏼👍🏼

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

Same reason people ride in packs. Makes it feel like real life when it’s nothing like it 😂

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

“Thanks for the tow.” You know drafting doesn’t work on computers?

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

Oh hey there, ‘Hugh G. Rection’. Is that a ride on in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

[ZwiftChat @ChatZwift]

Some pretty impressive tailwinds in Twatopia today. 😂 #rideon

[StravaWankers @stravawankers]

“Good legs, must be getting fitter”

No, mate. You had a 50mph tailwind when you took that KOM today.

#stravawanker