Chat & Chai 🌻

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Go birds

[Chat & Chai 🌻 @ChatandChai_]

You write like a 5 year old

Will you chill?

Phenomenal first connection #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Chat & Chai 🌻 @ChatandChai_]

@LilaGraceRose Hey, so this is abuse.

[Darshak Rana ⚡️ @thedarshakrana]

The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top.

I said yes.

He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything."

Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral.

His coworker laughed at him.

But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed.

Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

congratulations to the exactly zero Republicans standing up to denounce the desecration of the White House East Wing. take a victory lap, you gutless fucking cowards

[Chat & Chai 🌻 @ChatandChai_]

@Astro_Panditji_ Saturn in 10H and Taurus sun.
Felt.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

today is just trash all-around

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The NFL stands by Bad Bunny and will not reconsider the 2026 #SuperBowl Halftime Show amid MAGA outrage:

“He’s one of the leading and most popular entertainers in the world. That’s what we try to achieve. It’s an important stage for us. It’s an important element to the entertainment value.”

[Chat & Chai 🌻 @ChatandChai_]

@tedcruz So anyone can talk shit about your family and you'll be okay with it, right? Since Trump did it first??

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Election map by population. Save this for next time people post the one where land is voting

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

I wish conservatives understood this:

Without blue states, America would look like a developing country — patchy internet, collapsing schools, no tech, no medicine, no future.

Red states cash the checks. Blue states write them.

You don’t fund the nation — you drain it. The loudest shouts come from the emptiest hands.

[andrianaシ @BOTTEGAHOENETA]

see what happens to people who read books:

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this some advanced humor

[Chat & Chai 🌻 @ChatandChai_]

@TheDivineBruxa That friend only cares about... that friend.

[Chat & Chai 🌻 @ChatandChai_]

@WhiteHouse You tore a part of the building down, you asshats.

[Tom Malinowski @Malinowski]

They needed eight months to figure out that tariffs won’t make bananas grow in Iowa.

[Chat & Chai 🌻 @ChatandChai_]

@WhiteHouse Yall who voted for this man... fuck every last one of you.

[GeorgiaPeach Forever46 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @ChrisFromGA68]

Today Our @JoeBiden got to ring the bell on this phase of his cancer treatment!! 🙏🏼💙🙏🏼

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Shubh Deepavali! Wishing everyone a very happy Diwali.

Across our city, families are lighting diyas and celebrating the triumph of light over darkness and hope over despair.

New York shines brighter tonight because of the people who bring their light and traditions home.

[Chat & Chai 🌻 @ChatandChai_]

@deamonIover The chaos of last fall definitely feels calm now! And that it was all for the best