Rob Machato

Rob here. Former Pro surfer and butthole tanner. Psychic , Pro-Hamas, LGTBQ+ ally, MAGA enthusiast.

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Tf is going on @ESPNBET

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

@JCockwel @CommunityNotes plz help this guy out, seems to be suffering from delusions of grandeur…

[Jamies Cockwell lll @JCockwel]

Somebody just destroyed the bathroom after the office potluck

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Just saw a guy in a wheelchair on the lat pull down machine. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE.
#machatovation

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Hi neighbor

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

God Bless America and God Bless the Troops 🫡 🇺🇸

[Zeebo Bryan @ZeeboBryan82]

Quick little half marathon to start the day with my good buddy @Chatoman42069! This one was for the vets, thanks for your service and God Bless America 🇺🇸✊🏿

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

@ZeeboBryan82 @realDonaldTrump Could eat both and take down 8 eggs. Easy.

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Thanks for making this possible @realDonaldTrump

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Shut up slut

[Angel Reese @Reese10Angel]

As a woman, i’m heartbroken for us all…

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Mood Today. @JCockwel Check out these tunes!

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

@KingJames timeless classic my friend

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Let’s fucking finish this thing ✊ @realDonaldTrump

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Yeah it’s gonna be a heavy metal day in the gym today

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Cardi B needs to die. No this is not a joke.

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Emotional hedge. Let’s finish this thing @realDonaldTrump

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

@FlyerEnthusiest Run the damn ball Cody.

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Morning shit has been taken, bets are in, weights are being lifted, buddy is otw into town, CFB all day, November is here baby, let’s have a Saturday ladies and gentlemen 🇺🇸🍻🏈

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

@JCockwel @baxter007__

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

“Um excuse me we ordered the large margaritas” waitress did not find this amusing…

[Rob Machato @Chatoman42069]

Starbucks workers HATE me and I love it, also two he/shes in there. Gross.