Mayoral Candidate Chris Long challenges incumbent Tim Kelly to debate, then retracts due to fatigue teaching a PhD in Astrophysics at Harvard and staying up too late designing fliers to distribute in Highland Park
BREAKING: Warning issued from the Chattanooga Parking Authority manager: โWe will tow Santaโs sleigh if he illegally parks for more than 5 seconds. I donโt give a shit!โ