Chattanooga, OK: The Heartland of the South some might say. A small town with empty fields, a few cows, a meth lab, four churches, and a shitty gas station!
Due to rain and lack of adequate drainage ditches the Gary Memorial Pothole has become the Gary Memorial Pond. We advise citizens to not let their children play in the pond as it is in the road and they may get hit by John’s combine.
We would like to reiterate to all you "nozzlers": please don't pet the cows. They are for food, not friends. Also if anyone sets a wheat field on fire they get a trial by one man jury, Sherrif Dennis.
We are happy to announce that Hot Nozzle Summer 2022 will be held in Chattanooga! Nozzles are asked to please refrain from petting John’s cows and to please attend the First Baptist Church on Sunday.
Cory, the owner of the meth lab on 5th st has been arrested by our Sherriff, after he got high on Cory's product. Until Cory can get out of jail, please use John on Polk ave. On behalf of the police department, we apologize for any inconvenience.