Town of Chattanooga, OK

Chattanooga, OK: The Heartland of the South some might say. A small town with empty fields, a few cows, a meth lab, four churches, and a shitty gas station!

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

Due to rain and lack of adequate drainage ditches the Gary Memorial Pothole has become the Gary Memorial Pond. We advise citizens to not let their children play in the pond as it is in the road and they may get hit by John’s combine.

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

something something cows

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

We would like to reiterate to all you "nozzlers": please don't pet the cows. They are for food, not friends. Also if anyone sets a wheat field on fire they get a trial by one man jury, Sherrif Dennis.

[Hot Nozzle Society @HotNozzleSummer]

ATTN Nozzlers: Ticket prices will be going up on Saturday so make sure to grab yours soon! 🎟 🚀

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

@B_Garelick Best we can do is the few yards of track where our station used to be

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

We are still stuck in Dust Bowl era Oklahoma. Please send help.

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

@triagegirl Coffee can be found in the Fellowship Hall. Be sure to stay for Sunday School!

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

We are happy to announce that Hot Nozzle Summer 2022 will be held in Chattanooga! Nozzles are asked to please refrain from petting John’s cows and to please attend the First Baptist Church on Sunday.

[Hot Nozzle Society @HotNozzleSummer]

Summer event location secured ✅👀

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

@Jewish_CareBear Fine, but only if you bring John a six pack of natty light and a burger from the Hop n’ Sack on 3rd Street.

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@letmebuildroket Our founder may have come from Tennessee, but we all know there is only on true Chattanooga. DON’T BELIEVE THE BIG LIE!!!

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

@synesti @ohitstarik We don’t know what that is but we don’t like it

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@Jewish_CareBear Don’t make us call sheriff Dennis

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

@ohitstarik We’re calling homeland security

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

@ohitstarik You could also attend the Presbyterian church or Church of Christ! Chattanooga is proud to host churches for all people of the world.

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

We are happy to announce that Cory has gotten out of prison and is now available to supply meth on the corner of 4th and Polk!

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

Cory, the owner of the meth lab on 5th st has been arrested by our Sherriff, after he got high on Cory's product. Until Cory can get out of jail, please use John on Polk ave. On behalf of the police department, we apologize for any inconvenience.

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

@June_space_ @pedromira848 what is a trans gender

- Sheriff Dennis

[Town of Chattanooga, OK @ChattanoogaOK]

The tornado siren is broken, so it you hear Dennis yelling from his riding lawnmower tonight should probably take shelter.

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@Meepy6901_2 @TheAnything_Bot

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Not fond of gay people.

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