Gay Senior Chatterbox

Wide open to confidential, intimate sexting, hopefully meeting. Bottom.

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

I'm probably going to take this Twitter site down, unless my "legions" of fans beg me not to. By legions, I mean all the people that can comfortably meet in a regular phone booth, if they can find one.

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

I'm probably going to take this Twitter site down, unless my "legions" of fans beg me not to. By legions, I mean all the people that can comfortably meet in a regular phone booth, if they can find one.

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

You can apply online as well ...

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

If you have an affair with a guy from Holland with an STD, who steers ships, does that mean you're likely to get Dutch Helm disease?

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

Be (in) all the man you can ...

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

Let that ... sink in.

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

Great! There's sex after death. This gives a whole new meaning to the word "boner".

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

I think this guy is getting a little behind in his work.

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

That's not what happened. I was sunbathing my back nude on that pathway. When I got up, that's what I found.

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

I loved Jell-O as a kid ... What?
Oh, so thaaaaat's what happened ...

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

I'm not sure if I should be excited or terrified ...

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

Actually, I first noticed the sheet between them and wondered who was there. I guess I'll just have to go and see. Is that you, Dick Tracy?

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

So, according to this picture, it's OK to pat a pitcher on his ass when he's played a good game? How about if instead of saying "good game", you ask him if you can play with his balls and swing his bat?

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

Barkeep, I want to buy an Ovaltine for that cute guy at the end of the bar,

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

You heard the expression, "everybody needs his space" (or hers). Well, here's a case where somebody sure needed a space (yes, I'm sure this was photo-shopped to look this way, but it still would have been funny) ...

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

Nice name, Randy. Me too. No, not my name. The way I feel right now.

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

I wonder what's happening on the girls' side. Oh my God, they have a special power ...

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

"OK, that does it! This is the third month in a row you've put up this National Cock Sucking Month meme." "I can't help it if the government keeps moving it around". "Screw the government! Better yet, I'll screw you."

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

As you might be able to see from all of my tweets, I prefer to type in upper and lower case. There can be some very real problems if you don't ...

[Gay Senior Chatterbox @ChatterboxGay]

I don't know one type of fabric from another and I dress like a slob. Does that mean I'm disqualified?