Deadpool

Do I need an introduction? The Mighty Un-Shut-Up-Able Merc! The Regenerating Degenerate! The Merc With the Mouth! You, my dear friend, can call me Deadpool.~

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕡 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖

ᴍᴠʀᴘ
ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ
ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴛ?

𝔻𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟𝕖-𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕣

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

"There comes a day...~! That I'll be the one you seeeeee..." Clench.

"It's gonna---

.. ITS GONNA BE ME~!"

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

Pause. Spin! Dance break---.

"You got no choice, babe~

But to move oooonn..!"

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

"MAYBE WHEN YOU FINALLY...

GET TO LOVE SOMEBODY~!!"

Stomp! Stomp! Stop! "Guess what~????

IT'S GONNA BE ME~!", cock thrust!

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

"All that I do..!", he sang, cleaning-- scrubbing blood off his katana.

"Never seems enough for you..!", hips gyrating..

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

Swats himself on the ass, all that cake quaking.

[RivalsInfo @RivalsInfo]

‼️FIRST LOOK: JEFF THE LANDSHARK & DEADPOOL TWERK EMOTES

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[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

"Hiya, folks! Did'ja miss me?"

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

//YEHEHEHE

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

@Ietsgetnuts "Everyone everyone.", he said, adding emphasis while nudging her arm.

"Think about it. I don't know the plot to Marvel Rivals, but you can solve it! Unabashedly so, as well. All you gotta do is give me.... half a million USD."

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

"Yeah, with that attitude it does."

[︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒷꒷.; 𝐀𝚃𝚁꩜𝙿𝙷𝚈 。 @krakenarmed]

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dancing in heels SUCKS!

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

The contact "Big Nuts" shows up on his phone.

📲 We ain't texted since you got that surgery, but I'll swing by, sure.

[doreen .ᐟ @Ietsgetnuts]

📱 —— @ChatterboxMerc

' i didnt know i have ur number! '
' im drinking at home you should come hang out and catch up :D '
' u can raid my fridge too '

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

@Ietsgetnuts "Pssst. Doreen. I got a secret for ya! Psst. 'Mere. C'mere!" He enticed her forward, waving his arm towards him.

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

@23MAWS "Wolverine-lite, someone didn't teach you manners."

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

@Jenwake251609 "You look like Xzibit spat up all over you."

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

"So, whats your shtick?"

[ᔕᑭIᗪEᖇ-ᗰᗩᑎ “YᑌKᑌ ᗩᒪᐯᗩᖇEᘔ” @deadlyspiderman]

Hey 😼

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

@goddessmacabre "I know a thing or two about feet. Lets see what I can do!"

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

"Man, you guys are insatiable! So many of you, just diving in the DMs to get the old cancer cane. I appreciate it! And the best part is, it's not radioactive semen like a certain not so spectacular superhero..

This is the life~!"

[... We should get tested..]

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

@MARIELABEAU "It's rizz!! Thats what the kids say."

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

@demondaysxmen "Come, now.~ This will all work out in the end. Probably."

[Deadpool @ChatterboxMerc]

@demondaysxmen "Lookin' a little funky, Psy. Didn't know you knew how to shake that thang back there!"