callie🙂‍↕️

its a vagina reference 21 she/ her

[puupiks @puupiks]

2 seconds before happiness

[Drunk Lib Shill @drunklibshill]

We actually need mandatory classes for Gen Z to deal with relationships like proper adults.

[iny @cvntlio]

idrc if niggas are there but the amount of times ive seen couples use lingerie shopping as a form of foreplay…… please go fuck at home why are u both horny as fuck infront of the 7/$35 sign

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[🇧🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷 @iluvt1gers]

🤣

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

Love Island is so good because it shows you how mentally exhausting situationships are. You think you’re avoiding something by not calling a relationship a relationship but you’re actually getting all the embarrassment of vulnerability with no real accountability

[mckenna @K3NNA323]

First date ideas

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[callie🙂‍↕️ @ChattyKazoo]

@kathy34600 @be_like_ice can i see a picture of her in the box 🫶 ?

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I watched my cat spend 10 minutes hunting a fly and thought, "wow...it takes so little to make her happy." then I realized I'd just spent 10 minutes watching her do it.

[red☆ @lared_jawrence]

june so far

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them