idrc if niggas are there but the amount of times ive seen couples use lingerie shopping as a form of foreplay…… please go fuck at home why are u both horny as fuck infront of the 7/$35 sign
Love Island is so good because it shows you how mentally exhausting situationships are. You think you’re avoiding something by not calling a relationship a relationship but you’re actually getting all the embarrassment of vulnerability with no real accountability
i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob
I watched my cat spend 10 minutes hunting a fly and thought, "wow...it takes so little to make her happy." then I realized I'd just spent 10 minutes watching her do it.