Raymond Chau

High Functioning Alcoholic, Options Trader, Chef, Food Photographer, Waterfall Chaser, Pun Enthusiast, Professional Troll, General Manager

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

@win_squared 😏

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Welcoming back Ligma & Johnson!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Important to admit when I’m wrong & firing them was truly one of my biggest mistakes

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

@Venmo @Raymond-Chau-5 #VenmoMe

[Steve @thahumorguy]

YEAH I’m down to go out again tonight

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

@win_squared See you this weekend

[Noodles | 🍜 @Noodledori1]

Tanjiro: *fighting demons*

Nezuko in the box:

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

I can’t get a plant cause I don’t even hydrate myself

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Can’t believe my son is being taught these shapes in school

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Don't pick up

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Damn Elon moves quick

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Kanye after discovering it’s okay to slap comedians

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

My managerial skills were based on Michael Scott

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

Can’t wait to break out the rollerblades this season

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

SF end of this month. Vegas and Tampa in May 🎉

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FedorovMykhailo Starlink service is now active in Ukraine. More terminals en route.

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

Clocked in almost 40hrs OT 🙃

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

You know it’s bad when the Taliban tells you to stop fighting

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

I ordered all my meals for delivery today. I’ve reached peak laziness on my day off.

[Raymond Chau @Chau_Mein]

If this virus gets anymore toxic I might try to date it