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@MysterySolvent Slave Labor Chique.

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@IngrahamAngle Fox News is a brain fart, not a credible news organization. Someone should explain that to your empty heads.

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@tedcruz One would think reading comprehension is important for a US Senator....

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@Jake_Vig It’s literally two chihuahuas who think they’re pitbulls just yapping at each other, and someone’s dad threatening to turn the car around.

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@TheBloggess He’s stealing your hair growing energies, clearly.

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@Mikel_Jollett In his defense, he’s an idiot unfit to lead a country.

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@rebeccamakkai Have you considered the colon?

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@SaysHummingbird

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@Jake_Vig Is there cheese in that shrimp cocktail? Everything else on that list has cheese.

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@bindiatthebeach Mine is forever on silent. This millennial doesn’t answer calls.

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@JacksonRickun I didn’t use socks; just went ahead and used the sheets because I did my own laundry. Unfortunately my dog would sometimes roll around in the sheets after and it would get and dry on her fur 😬

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@drankturpentine Does it have to be “hey” or can “hay” also be included? Asking for my country western fans.

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@TheBloggess Always a rebel, aren’t you?

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@MrsRabbitResist 😂👑💩😬😭
Wow. I can pinpoint all five texts these came from, and I didn’t know I was subliminally sending out a message.

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@KFILE That’s what the dinosaurs were using when they buried it, so yes.

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@Jake_Vig The dog would sniff at my pits and run away on the days I didn’t wear any. She prefers that I wear it, I suppose.

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@ememess And he has to personally come walk my dogs, and pick up all the poop irresponsible dog parents leave behind.

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@Jake_Vig What’s the best that can happen?...

Check. And. Mate.

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@ChuckWendig Final Fantasy 7 and the Mass Effect series are always my go-to games.

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@swimmerbr78 Luckily I’ve only lost 25%, which is just a bit more than I gained with the “boom.” At least I still have 30+ years before I can retire. 😑