Chayan Mehta

अहं ब्रह्मास्मि।
तत् त्वम असि।
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[Chayan Mehta @Chayanmehta99]

@vivekagnihotri Tumbbad was far better than gully boy🙌🏻

[Sundar Pichai @sundarpichai]

@Muhamma91436212 Did that too:) what a spell from Bhuvi and Arshdeep

[Chayan Mehta @Chayanmehta99]

@Papaye_Asa Kitty party🤔

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

In 3 idiots Aamir said marks don't matter, competence leads to success.

In Vedantu app ad Aamir says, "Apne bete ko Vedantu par daalo. Aise % leke aayega, 98, 99, itna to hamara sirf thermometer me aata tha".

Give them good money, these guys can contradict their own preachings.

[Rahul Roushan @rahulroushan]

Arnab announces a Republic TV in every language. Uddhav creates job. Modi's agent.

[Abhishek 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 @juniorbachchan]

@iKunaal Hahahaha. Funny! But still better looking than you! 🙏🏽

[Zaffar 🇮🇳 @Zaffar_Nama]

Non Mumbaikars can also block their drainage system and fill their houses with water to experience what Mumbai goes through in Monsoon.

[Sameer Allana @HitmanCricket]

Sachin Tendulkar won the Orange Cap at the age of 37.

MS Dhoni led a side filled with seniors to IPL title win in 2018 and came to finals in 2019.

Imran Tahir won Purple Cap at the age of 40.

Lasith Malinga at the age of 35 defended 9 runs in the final over in an IPL Final.

[Lost Temples™ @LostTemple7]

Can you see that there is no shantipatra ( शांतिपत्र) in the hands of Maa 💓

Do you know why Friends, Because finishing Adharm needs more than mere words alone....

[Salma Hayek @salmahayek]

When I want to connect with my inner beauty, I start my meditation focusing on the goddess Lakshmi.
Cuando quiero conectarme con mi belleza interior, comienzo mi meditación enfocándome en la diosa Lakshmi.

#innerbeauty
#hinduism
#lakshmi

[Ashwin 🇮🇳 @ashwinravi99]

Let’s make it clear !! First and final warning for 2020. I am making it official and don’t blame me later on. @RickyPonting #runout #nonstriker @AaronFinch5 and I are good buddies btw.😂😂 #IPL2020

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Ashwin is taking such a long pause during his action, mujhe laga mera Hotstar atak gaya.

#RCBvDC

[Avinash Iyer @IyerAvin]

1 Lal Bahadur Shastri = 453592 Mahatma Gandhi

(1 lbs = 453592 mg)

[Chayan Mehta @Chayanmehta99]

How to define a funeral in mathematics?
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Funeral = Gathering( family + relatives + friends) - one person

#ValentinesDay2020 #tweegram #meme #FridayFunDay

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

I suggest in the interest of fairness, let’s have June 19 as ‘National Traitor’s Day’ and December 9 can be called as ‘Remote Control Day’: @Shehzad_Ind, Lawyer tells Rahul Shivshankar on India Upfront. | #ModiBirthdayPoliticised

[Ranvir Shorey @RanvirShorey]

थालियाँ सजाते हैं यह अपने बच्चों के लिए। हम जैसों को फेंके जाते हैं सिर्फ़ टुकड़े।अपना tiffin खुद pack करके काम पे जाते हैं हम। किसी ने कुछ दिया नहीं है। जो है, वो है जो यह लोग हमसे ले नहीं सके। इनका बस चलता तो वो भी अपने ही बच्चों को दे देते। 🙏🏽

[IndiaToday @IndiaToday]

Dear @globaltimesnews
Welcome to the world of satire (our democracy allows it). We've been telling you this for a while now that today's India is not the India of 60s. Anyway, happy some of you could watch the video (even if through VPN 😉) and thanks for amplifying it! #JaiHind

[Chayan Mehta @Chayanmehta99]

@ProfFeynman Aryabhatt ❤️

[Sambit Patra @sambitswaraj]

Those who complain about TV channels trying to buy TRPs out of Rhea-Sushant case should be shown the mirror as well,for once they closed all the gates of Parliament to trade TRPs during terror attack ..they even confessed being #Vultures
I won’t name the ace reporter though!!

[Zaffar 🇮🇳 @Zaffar_Nama]

@sakshijoshii बेटे की हरकतें देखने के बाद आज बाला साहेब कंगना को ही गोद ले कर अपना उत्तराधिकारी बना देते।