Chaz Miller

you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@cluton28 @BBGreatMoments I took a tour of it this year.

They said it was originally supposed to face towards the skyline, but it would have created too many wind tunnels like at Candlestick.

So they flipped it

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Name an album that has nothing but above-average songs. One “skip” track and you’re disqualified. I’ll start:

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

pretty remarkable

[Adam Spolane @AdamSpolane]

Tonight will be the first time the Astros play a game without a member of the 2017 World Series on the active roster

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@Chandler_Rome I like TBA in that first matchup.

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@BLima790 “Look, at the end of the day…. (refers to player by last name only…”

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@TheAstrosLocker It’s also a missing fingernail.

I get it.

He needs it… and it probably hurts.

But let’s not act like he’s Willis Reed all of a sudden.

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@SeanTPendergast Abreu needs to be on there. Everyone is going to say Carlos Lee, but Lee had some good seasons.

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@SportsMT

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@brianmctaggart he did not.

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

I used to watch the Astros and hear about Verlander… Tucker… Cole… Bregman… inevitable ALCS appearances…. MVP and Cy Young candidates…etc.

Now I turn on the Astros and they talk about Care Bears 😔

[Daniel Meyer @TheAstrosLocker]

The blue care bear is every Astros fan right now

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@TVAuroraDiaz I miss when the Astros weren’t terrible 😢

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

I’ll never forget when the 2026 Astros had the lead against the Dodgers for five minutes.

#ChaseTheFight

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

Why?

The dude got traded. He didn’t leave on his own.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Loud boos for Kyle Tucker coming to back at Daikin Park for the first time in a Dodgers uniform.

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

What a triumphant effort by Okert.

🙄

#ChaseTheFight

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@JoshInnesShow only one music biopic matters.

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

@YordanisBonds Is this all part of the newfound pitching depth Dana Brown was raving about all offseason?

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

Does anyone expect the Astros bullpen to hold this slim lead?

[Chaz Miller @ChazABC13]

Yes.

Just like I would have traded Framber last year.

Stinks, but it’s that time.

[Jeremy Branham @JeremyBranham]

Assuming the Astros are out of the race in July, would you trade Yordan?

I'm on the fence because I love watching him hit, but that trade could be a catalyst to the future golden era.

[Erica Simon @EricaOnABC13]

🚨 URGENT: police are trying to find 24 year-old Kevin Faux, who’s wanted for the murder of Ashanti Allen in Houston. She was 8 months pregnant with his child. When caught, he’ll face capital murder charges.

https://t.co/TP7PrZNfB8