𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶

stop it

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

Shakira’s Hips: Money can’t buy happiness and everyone you know will die at some point.

Me: Fuck ain’t that the truth, them things really don’t lie wow

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@tomsegura Butt Boy

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@InternetH0F Water

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@ML_Philosophy Creampies

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

its actually against the United States constitution for in n out employees to say “my pleasure”

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

Just out here trying to make this Yuletide as gay as possible

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@IAmSteveHarvey Believe - Cher

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

she eggin on my nog while i mistle her toe

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

The word “need” is used ever so loosely when it comes to Wedding Registries

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

Hunter Biden Energy is like the exact opposite of Joe Biden Energy

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

My main motivation to get promoted at work is so I can update my LinkedIn and have all my homies sarcastically say generic BS in the comments like “Kudos to You” and “What an Achievement”

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@marknorm “Mark Normand in the Cleveland local news studio with an erection”

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@PardonMyTake Ass & Titties

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

Hey y’all come over I’m havin a Nickleback Pineapple on Pizza Party

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@ClayMcM Right behind Kim kardashian

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@ClayMcM Ya and a bulge and make it non-binary

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@ClayMcM @hinge They need a filter on there for thigh circumference

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@ClayMcM @hinge Built like a brick shit house*

[𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕟’ 🌶 @ChazzPeppers]

@hermanntrude Haysoos