chuckdeez

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@SheriffAlert Any photos you can share?

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@nicolemclovin DIY drop-top version

[Translate Things @TranslateThings]

BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago.

Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.

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@gkittle46 Rude in a normal row, sociopathic in an exit row.

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Monday is a recovery day. Tuesday is a day of rest. Wednesday it is OK to workout. Thursday through Sunday are exclusively for having fun

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Southwest Airlines’ social experiment of a boarding process brings out the worst in human nature and needs to be stopped @PeteButtigieg

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@johndenv3r Apparently no one goes outside for 5 months except to/from their car or before 9am. I’ve seen 0 pedestrians

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Enroute to Phoenix to meet my gf’s family. Can’t trust anyone who chooses to live there

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Surely #49ers fans can go fund me the remaining $ for Deebo’s extension?

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Millennials rejoice!

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Why don't they make Coachella a full week it's not like those kids have jobs to go to

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Begging someone to create a Twitter account to decode all of Deebo’s tweets

[Deebo @19problemz]

Mannnee

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Finally, Hasbulla breaks his silence. (I have no idea what he’s saying)

[Job @Jobvo]

Tech CEOs wanting to go back to the office.

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Excited to announce that yesterday I recorded the first episode of my podcast.

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

By age 34 you should have:
1. A failed podcast
2. A failing podcast
3. A new podcast ready to launch
4. A gun

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Should I get my girlfriend a puppy for Valentine’s Day? I’m not going to, this is a test to see if she reads my Twitter

[ウエスP(Wes-P／Mr Uekusa) @uespiiiiii]

Happy chinese new year！