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Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

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Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell each other Chuck Norris stories

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Death has had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard... just another fist

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Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

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People try to be perfect..... except Chuck Norris, perfection tries to be him

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin... Today its descendants are known as the giraffe.

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Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose.

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Chuck Norris makes fire when he rubs two ice cubes together.

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Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter

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Chuck Norris doesn't own a lawn mower, he just stands in his yard and dares it to grow.

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Outer space exists because its afraid to live on the planet as Chuck Norris

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They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anyone.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer