NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways
was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food
knicks sweep getting broken up saved us from having to see that “My Christian, Dior” shit on counterfeit t-shirts for the rest of our lives, praise God
@OGBlackRedGuard The organizing I do is a lot for me to manage(I don’t get into details on socials because of opsec) but in the grand scheme of things it’s not that much and to get anything of consequence organized is very hard, hats off to anyone who is principled and does something material
sometimes I get drunk alone in my apartment and I watch old butterbean fights and through the intoxicating power of beer I try to inhabit the mind and body of prime butterbean. How amazing it must have felt to be a big fat nasty mothafucka with ham hock hands and a head of lead
I miss red note the interactions between American and Chinese people was so funny. we’d be like “hey so is social credit real in China” then get shot in the fucking head with a “haha no. Is it true you throw homeless people in jail?”