Che Joel

Jarochilango y chairo. Tropicoso decadente. Escribo sobre el pasado de la fisiología y la nutrición.

[Pablo Iglesias 🔻{R} @PabloIglesias]

🇨🇴🗳️ ¿Quién ha ganado las elecciones presidenciales en Colombia?

⚫️ Si la diferencia fuera holgada, los datos del preconteo podrían asumirse como definitivos.

🚦🔴 Pero con una diferencia tan estrecha y, teniendo en cuenta las diferencias de resultados entre preconteos y escrutinios anteriores, anunciar que De la Espriella ha ganado, como hacen algunos medios, es una falta grave de rigor periodístico.

🚦🟢 Habrá que esperar al escrutinio que, atendiendo a los datos disponibles de otros procesos electorales, podría dar la vuelta al resultado.

{R}🟢Canal Red América Latina- Nuestra preferencia es obvia, como es obvia también la preferencia de los medios de derechas.

🥇Pero, como ha explicado el presidente de la República, no se puede proclamar la victoria de nadie hasta que estén disponibles los datos definitivos del escrutinio.

📰📺📵 Tratar de instalar mediáticamente que ha ganado el candidato de la ultraderecha sin esperar a los datos del escrutinio, es el sí misma una praxis fraudulenta

[Guille Vidal @eltemagv]

Los medios mexicanos MIENTEN al declarar la victoria del ultraderechista Abelardo de la Espriella en Colombia.

REALIDAD: La distancia entre los candidatos es menor a 1% y se ha solicitado un escrutinio (recuento) debido al pequeño margen y múltiples reportes de irregularidades.

La derecha del continente busca establecer la narrativa del triunfo de Espriella porque saben que van a perder una vez completado.el escrutinio/recuento.

México debe aprender mucho de lo que sucede hoy en Colombia, porque NO HAY NINGUNA DUDA de que intentarán hacer el mismo fraude en nuestro país en las próximas elecciones ⚠️

[Viri Ríos @Viri_Rios]

Qué tristeza. La ultraderecha vence, en Colombia, a un gobierno que sacó a millones de la pobreza.

Las razones deben entenderse bien en México. Mañana en @Milenio escribo las enseñanzas que deja.

https://t.co/xDveWH5Ezw

[Laura Camila Vargas @LauraCVargas96]

Más de 12,9 millones de colombianos votaron por un candidato que ha hecho de la estigmatización, la exclusión y la anulación del contradictor político parte de su discurso. A quienes creemos en la democracia, los derechos y la diferencia, nos corresponde resistir.

[Vanessa Romero Rocha @vannessarr]

Cuando ganó Milei, Caparrós escribió que lo verdaderamente duro no era él. Lo duro era descubrir que uno forma parte de un país donde una mayoría está dispuesta a entregarle el mando a un desquiciado.

Lo siento, Colombia 🇨🇴

[Namy @Namy17]

Liel Nasibi, agresor de reportero, arrebató manta de personas desaparecidas a manos de madres buscadoras durante el evento de inauguración. #mundialdefútbol #mundialdefútbol2026

[ZuritaCarpio @ZuritaCarpio]

"Maldito perro": el saludo de la afición a Ricardo Salinas Pliego en la inauguración del #mundialdefútbol #Mundial2026 #FIFA2026

[@andresdlp.bsky.social @andres_dlap]

Airbnb tiene casi 300 mil alojamientos en México.

En este reportaje de @quintoelab, gracias a datos inéditos de @InsideAirbnb, podemos explicar dónde están y quiénes son los grandes propietarios (con hasta 840 alojamientos).

REPORTAJE: https://t.co/a2qTl36Y2i

Abro un hilo 🧵

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

It is a travesty that Israel is permitted to play in international sport.

[Frank O'Callaghan @ionank]

22nd anniversary

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

More than 9,500 Palestinians have gone missing in the Gaza Strip, which includes about 4,700 women and children, since the start of Israel’s genocidal war in October 2023, says rights group report.

🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/W9CMAmI4h6

[Noodles @criptopaul]

Let's decode what actually happened here.

Axios reported that Trump exploded at Netanyahu. Called him "fucking crazy." Said "you'd be in prison if it weren't for me." Said "everybody hates you now."

The journalist is Barak Ravid again, we talked about it. Israeli. Based in Washington. Covers the Netanyahu-US relationship for Axios, and every latest deals to calm the markets.

This is the same journalist who wrote the exact same type of story about Biden. There is literally a book chapter about this pattern. It is called "Fuming Biden." The same reporter. The same format. The same function. Different president.

Now watch the response.

Mark Levin, a close ally of both Trump and Netanyahu, did not deny the story. He demanded an FBI investigation into who leaked it. When your defense is "this should never have leaked" instead of "this never happened," you have confirmed the call happened.

But here is the part that matters.

Why would Levin, a friend to BOTH men, confirm the most explosive account of their relationship ever published?

Because it serves both.

Trump gets to look tough. Not Netanyahu's puppet. Willing to put Israel in its place. His base loves it.

Netanyahu gets cover. He "paused" the Beirut strike, but not because Iran threatened him. Because his "friend" asked him to. His base loves it too.

And look at what actually changed on the ground. Nothing.

Israel cancelled the Beirut strike. But the ground invasion of Lebanon continues. The IDF is still miles deep. A soldier died today from a Hezbollah drone. Netanyahu's office said: "position unchanged."

The performance was perfect. Trump gets the headline. Netanyahu gets the cover. The deal gets another 48 hours of "progress." Markets get a reason to breathe.

And the war continues exactly as planned.

This is the same playbook. Every time public opinion turns against the war, a story appears showing the US president is "furious" with Israel. It creates the illusion of restraint while changing nothing.

Biden was "furious" for 14 months. The war never stopped.

Trump is "furious" now. The ground invasion is expanding.

The visible game is: Trump controls Netanyahu.
The real game is: both men are performing for their audiences while the machine moves forward.

Nothing has been signed. Nothing has stopped. The war is not winding down. It is being managed.

Neither one controls the other. They walk arm in arm. Know that.

[Julio Astillero @julioastillero]

Por cuestión de agenda no pudo estar en persona Genaro #GarcíaLuna . Pero, en espíritu, siempre…

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Mexico paid $20 million for eight minutes in this movie. Then those eight minutes forced them to invent an entire cultural tradition.

Before Spectre, Mexico City had no Day of the Dead parade. The holiday was celebrated at home, at cemeteries, with family altars. Quiet, intimate, centuries old. Sam Mendes fabricated a massive street parade for the opening sequence, shot it with 1,500 extras in skeleton costumes across the Zócalo, and audiences worldwide assumed they were watching a real annual event.

Mexico's government had negotiated hard for the placement. Leaked Sony hack emails showed officials offered up to $20 million in tax incentives for four minutes of positive portrayal. Sony was drowning in a $300 million budget. The deal included script changes: the Bond girl had to be a Mexican actress, the villain could not be Mexican, and the city's modern skyline had to appear on screen.

Then the movie opened in 182 countries and tourists started booking flights to Mexico City for the parade.

The parade that did not exist.

Tourism authorities panicked. Visitors were arriving expecting the spectacle they saw in the film and finding nothing. So in October 2016, the government spent $500,000, hired 650 volunteers, built dozens of floats and giant skeleton marionettes, and staged the first real Día de los Muertos parade in Mexico City's history. 250,000 people showed up. They openly called it a "Spectre-style parade" in press materials.

Ten years later, the parade draws millions. Anthropologists call it the "pizza effect," where a cultural element gets exported, transformed abroad, and reimported as authentic. Mexico's most famous public celebration of its most sacred holiday was invented by a British director shooting a $300 million spy movie.

That tracking shot is doing more for Mexico City's economy every November than the $20 million they paid for it.

[Embassy of Mexico in the U.S. @EmbamexEUA]

The Mexican President never said this.

Beware of anonymous accounts that disguise themselves as credible news sources to push harmful disinformation.

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra]

So the country of Mexico can afford to do this great thing for its people but the USA, the richest country in the world can't? Ot maybe the bum in the White House refuses to help We the People. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

JAJA

La doble moral de la FIFA es increíble . Te arman campañas contra la piratería porque "atenta contra las finanzas del fútbol", pero cuando ellos necesitan staff, le piden a los gobiernos miles de voluntarios. Trabajo regalado, sin sueldo, para un torneo que factura miles de millones de dólares.

O sea, si tú te ahorras unos pesos con un stream “alternativo”, eres un criminal; pero si ellos se ahorran millones en nómina usando mano de obra gratis, es "pasión por el deporte". El descaro se cuenta solo. Definitivamente, Infantino mató al fútbol

[La Jornada @lajornadaonline]

Los archivos de audio filtrados (ahora autenticados) y publicados por el medio español Diario Red, en colaboración con periodistas hondureños que lanzaron juntos el sitio web Hondurasgate, revelan una conspiración en la que estarían involucrados EU, Honduras, Israel y Argentina, con el objetivo de socavar y desestabilizar a los gobiernos de izquierda en América Latina.

Lee la nota: https://t.co/cX5xDipplE

[Che Joel @CheJoel]

Una cabaña en el bosque, ¿qué podría salir mal?