Cheap Beer Sohm

Natty, Natty Light, Lone Star, Pearl, That H‑E‑B Brand I Can’t Remember, Icehouse, Busch, PBR, Ol’ Micky, The .45, Whatever is in the Ice Tub at Checkout

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Eli lived for 12 years after Colton died. he died under a full moon on his front porch. His mother said “I am going to choose to believe Colton and Eli met up again tonight”. I choose to believe that, too. #txlege

[Jim LaPorta @JimLaPorta]

Colton Wesley Rusk
PFC Rusk was from Orange Grove, TX. He was 20 when he died in Afghanistan on Dec. 6, 2010 while serving in the U.S. Marine Corps with 3rd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, (Regimental Combat Team-2, I MEF Forward), 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, CA.

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

One of the 1st things Barbara Jordan did when she got to the Texas Senate was show up unexpectedly at a hunting trip the rest of the ol’ boys were at. The photos show her shootin’, sittin’ and sippin’. Just her way of letting them know she was there. #txlege

[U.S. House History @USHouseHistory]

"I'll only be one of 435. But the 434 will know I'm there," Rep Barbara Jordan of #TX was born #OTD 1936. #HappyBirthday #BlackHistoryMonth https://t.co/atbfIRPNIi

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

@NYPLRecommends Well, the Court finds your recommendations very appealing!

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Books about fictional New York City lawyers up to no good

And as a palate cleanser-books about real life New York City lawyers up to no good

[NYPL Recommends @NYPLRecommends]

Ready for some recommendations? We're here for the next hour for some book suggestions. Give us something you've read or the type of books you enjoy, and we will provide some titles!

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Well, this is some F’d up sh*t that I expect we will be seeing in #txlege theaters soon.

[Heritage Foundation @Heritage]

"It seems to me that a good place to start would be a feminist movement against the pill, & for... returning the consequentiality to sex."

Conservatives have to lead the way in restoring sex to its true purpose, & ending recreational sex & senseless use of birth control pills.

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

2nd, Hats off to Dunkin’ who took the Panera caffeine laced death tea and said “screw it, we’re not going to hide this behind the counter-nope, in fact enjoy the the sugary, 0% juice, 3 Red Bulls stroke drink & order some fried dough. I want this in the Cafeteria now! #txlege

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Since most of you #txlege barbarians don’t know how to skate, consider the next 2 tweets Northern Doughnut News-grab your Timsbits and pour one out for Tim Horton-gone 50 years today

[1976 Live @50YearsAgoLive]

Tim Horton, Canadian hockey player and founder of the Tim Hortons restaurant chain, is killed in a car crash while driving eastbound on Queen Elizabeth Way in St Catherines, Ontario.

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

I’ve got to say that some of the challenges more resemble a low rent meth-field live action game of GTA (the evading arrest and copper pipe theft) and the pool noodle duel with shirtless fat men hitting each other with pool toys is a fuel of unattractive nightmares #txlege

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

This weekend is the Florida Man Games. It’s a series of challenges like a a mechanical gator ride (think Gilly’s) designed to find the ultimate Floridian. I wonder what the Texas version of this would be. #txlege

[Ripley's Believe It or Not! @Ripleys]

Mark your calendars! 📅🌴 The first-ever Florida Man Games are coming to St. Augustine on Feb 24th, 2024.

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Her killer was caught in 2020.
@TexasMonthly
excellent article on Carla’s life and the dogged pursuit of her killer by her brother and Fort Worth police is worth a read. #txlege

https://t.co/IlWFa52gTC

[1976 Live @50YearsAgoLive]

The body of 17-year-old Carla Jan Walker, who was abducted three days ago in Fort Worth, is found at Lake Benbrook, Texas.

She had been alive for two days after her abduction, in which time she was beaten, raped, and strangled to death. Her killer remains at large.

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

In this tweet, @brianeharrison is telling me he doesn't understand how state legislatures work by expressly invoking the California Assembly to make this point. #txlege

[Brian Harrison @brianeharrison]

There is no Democrat legislature in America that would ever do anything this insane.

Would the California State Assembly put a Republican in charge??

#txlege

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

There are penguins at the Florida Capitol & they can use elevators. Get with it Preservation Board.

Lt. Gov should host a special night of “Pizza, Pop, Penguins, Paxton (and Neo-Nazi campaign money converted into Israeli bonds to wash away the stench)” #txlege

[Peter Schorsch @PeterSchorschFL]

If you’re interested in meeting up with the @FloridaAquarium Penguins, get in touch with their friends at @RSAConsulting.

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Shreveport area Louisiana State Rep (& @SFASU grad) afraid to go to New Orleans. What a loser, I hope one of the ghosts of one of the Long’s comes by to bitchslap his little punk ass. You work in a building with LITERAL bulletholes in it, you shitwit! #txlege

[Sam Karlin @samkarlin]

"I'm afraid to go there," Republican state Rep. Larry Bagley says of New Orleans, Louisiana's largest city. Lawmakers are debating crime measures in a special session.

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Look at those pants and sweater set on Andy Garcia! It is hard to believe that is the same man who killed Joey Zasa!

BTW, Joey Zasa is soooo the most #txlege character of the entire Godfather series.

#txlege

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Andy Garcia and Francis Ford Coppola in Little Italy while filming THE GODFATHER PART III (1990).

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

God, in his benevolent grace, chose to bestow this beverage onto our thirsty and verdant land. I pity all those that did not have $4 to buy a case of this liquid manna. We’ve all diminished went it left us. #txlege

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

Those who know, know. 😀

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

It remains a staggering work of genius. Hope each of you is having a case of the Mondays! #txlege

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

25 yrs ago, I was working in & around this building. I knew then that #txlege would always be Bill Lumbergh & my entire career would be lectures on TPS reports. And the only way to rebel was to flip people off when they wanted to focus on the # of pieces of your flair. #txlege

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Office Space, a comedy film starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Anniston, and Gary Cole, premieres in theaters.

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Also, the slightly teary line “But, I just got you beef jerky” is a perfect expression of true #txlege love

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

Most #txlege baller move ever-getting engaged at a Waffle House. That’s true f’n love. Props for doing it in the daylight, because that could have gone sideways at 2am real quick. And those flowers, that @WaffleHouse is more like a Waffle Home. #txlege

[jordan𐚁🎃✨ @jojodances913]

This is crazy😭 but you know…

[Cheap Beer Sohm @CheapBeerSohm]

@nlagovau Well, sure the librarians could cover Australian sisters and brothers flying together, but where would they ever find a story about a mother, who was a Group Captain, a father, also a pilot, and a wee lad who logged more hours than most before he was even born?
@maz_jovanovich