Cheap_crazy_whores

Poet, Philosopher, Curmudgeon wannabe. Not to brag but I was writing operating systems for supercomputers b4 most of u punks were even born.

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@Girl15Gone @drunktweetn @TrophyWifeDayna @idahohioan @noaccountlurker @hunbothered @SexytotheNorth @ShhGoddess @TheBoydP @envydatropic You are very welcome. In case I haven’t sent my holiday greetings:
Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏻
Happy Hanukkah 🔯🇮🇱
Kickin’ Kwanza 🙌🏽✌🏽👆🏾
Rockin’ Ramadan🌙🧕🏽
Festive Festivus 😉👨‍👩‍👦
Feliz Navidad👨🏼‍🌾🌮🌶
Buon Natal 🕵🏻‍♂️🍅🍇🍕
~ John A 👄♥️💋🌹👽😎🦊👀

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@baseballchickie I don’t blame you. Your bio pic looks great. 👄♥️🔥
~ John A 👄��️💋🌹🦅🐄🦊👀

[*Baseball Chickie!* @baseballchickie]

DM 1 - Guy: I want to suck your tits.
DM 2 - Guy: Nice tits.
DM 3 - Guy: How big are your tits?
DM 4 - Guy: Send nudes.
DM 5 - Guy: Hey!
DM 6 - Guy: How much for nudes?
DM 7 - Guy: WHY DON’T YOU ANSWER MESSAGES?
DM 8 - Guy: Bitch.

- Gee. I wonder why I don’t even look anymore.

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@Hoosiers1986 @realDonaldTrump I’d call them Chicoms if it was before noon, and Antifa-loving demokkkrats after noon.
~ John A 🇺🇸🐘🇺🇸🌹🦅🐄🦊👀

[Bradley Scott 🙏🇺🇸 @Hoosiers1986]

I think people who blame @realDonaldTrump for COVID are idiots.

What would you call them?

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@luxurysdreams Hey, this is clever, creative, use of Twitter. You are winning today’s Evening Brilliancy prize 👉💥👈.
Congrats you may add Award Winning Social Media Artist to your resumē if it’s not already extant. I’ll be following and looking for more cleverness.
~ John A 🇺🇸🐄🇺🇸🌹🦊👀

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@SoCal4Trump @govkristinoem Obviously I meant to type Nice.
~ John A👄♥️💋🌹🦅🐄🦊👀

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@govkristinoem @OldielocksNmo4 Mice message Governor. You should mention the proximity to Minnesota & N. Dakota, too. I love your Black Hills, Badlands & Wall Drug. I was Born in Devil Lake, North Dakota.
~ John A 👄♥️💋🌹🦅🐄🦊👀

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@retsebez Now I will have Chipping the Paint on my mind all day, Laurie. Please accept one of my coveted
Pull-It’s-Her-Piece Prizes
👉⚜️👈 for your lovely Poem.
~ John A 👄♥️💋🌹🦅🐄🦊👀

[Laurie ♥ @retsebez]

If i was a casual thing; easily forgotten, gently held. if holding me did not so much as chip the paint from the wall. If you end the day without a thought of me... let go.

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@Roy_oh_Roy Not on this planet, Roy. They’re not allowed to have a shredder on the same floor as the checkout area. Nice thought tho.
~ John A 🇺🇸🐄🇺🇸🌹🦅🦊👀

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@foxnewsradio Well Deserved. First mid-east peace accord since the 7 Day War in 1967.
~ John A 🇺🇸🐄🇺🇸🌹🦅🦊👀

[FOX News Radio @foxnewsradio]

EXCLUSIVE: President Trump has been nominated for a 2021 Nobel Peace Prize. https://t.co/vQxYMegPzb

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@MarieAllOverAg1 @LL_Yankees By beer I hope you included light beer, but not { corona }.
~ John A 🇺🇸🐄🇺🇸🌹🦅🦊👀

[Jetta-Fire 🔥🐦‍🔥 @JetBomb25]

I want to be the reason for your pants tent

[DC @DisDubing]

@SIXTYN1NE @om_eye_goodness @CheapCrazy Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot
This is jam hot

So that's how they wrote that...
A thousand times better than the weak-penised word-sludge that sleazy old git thought'd charm you. Get in the bin, Granpa Nonce

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@TheNuttyKiwi That goes both ways, Kiwi. Where you been hiding with those piercing eyes, luscious lips, long neck and gorgeous hair. You need 11 separate tattoos that say “Keeper” on different body parts. Then post pictures, pleeez.
~ John A 👄♥️💋🌹🦅🐄🦊👀

[♤ Ｎ 🦂 ♟🥨 @cynicalblubird]

You remain by far , my favorite snack.

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@noaccountlurker It depends. Think SEAL Team 6 vs Osama Bin Ladin. Right?
~ John A 🇺🇸🐄🇺🇸🌹🦅🦊👀

[Cheap_crazy_whores @CheapCrazy]

@kriswasp @maxi_tea I renamed the bathrooms in my house Jims instead of Johns. Sounds healthier when the doctor asks how often do you go to the gym? 7 or 8 times a day.
~ John A 👄♥️💋🌹🐄🦊👀