Because we have good health insurance (and I love him), I bully my husband into seeing every health professional imaginable.
Him telling the dietician “Due to my ethnicity, I am very lactose tolerant” is the funniest white privilege I’ve ever heard in my life.
Today is my birthday!
I’m leaning heavily into my Degenerate Old Lady™️ era. If you’d like to buy me scratch-offs & booze, please feel free. ☺️
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Venmo— @ SharronPaul
I married a very sweet, caring, and generous man.
He’s the type to offer me ice cream while I’m in the shower.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d feel like this was a setup for My 600 Lb Life.
What’s the oddest movie choice you’ve made on a (first) date?
It’s a tie for me. “The Martian” with a guy who didn’t speak English very well, afterward I asked him if he understood the movie he replied “About 50%.”
And “Atonement” with a dude I found out was a Republican.
Yesterday, I performed a very sweet elopement in Central Park. Another couple happened to walk by and asked me to marry them today.
Love is in the air! 🥰
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Last year I had a great time on the show House Haunters with Anthony Anderson and his mama.
It’s now streaming on @discoveryplus. Season 1, episode 5 “Thick as Thieves.” Judging by my face, I don’t appreciate the shade of “Homeowner” being in quotes.