Cheap Date Comedy

Sharron Paul (@Sharronica) hosts *CHEAP DATE* (comedy show)

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

I’m marrying a few friends this year. It’s taking everything in me not to dress up like Moira Rose for their weddings.

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

Because we have good health insurance (and I love him), I bully my husband into seeing every health professional imaginable.

Him telling the dietician “Due to my ethnicity, I am very lactose tolerant” is the funniest white privilege I’ve ever heard in my life.

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

Today is my birthday!

I’m leaning heavily into my Degenerate Old Lady™️ era. If you’d like to buy me scratch-offs & booze, please feel free. ☺️

CashApp—$SharronPaul
Venmo— @ SharronPaul

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

I married a very sweet, caring, and generous man.

He’s the type to offer me ice cream while I’m in the shower.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d feel like this was a setup for My 600 Lb Life.

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Sexuality truly is a spectrum.

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What’s the oddest movie choice you’ve made on a (first) date?

It’s a tie for me. “The Martian” with a guy who didn’t speak English very well, afterward I asked him if he understood the movie he replied “About 50%.”

And “Atonement” with a dude I found out was a Republican.

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

Barbara Walters made amazing television for many years and I also want to thank her for the most ridiculous photo of my life.

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Yesterday, I performed a very sweet elopement in Central Park. Another couple happened to walk by and asked me to marry them today.

Love is in the air! 🥰

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One of my bridesmaids has her eyes closed in nearly every single photo from my wedding. It’s really hard not to blinkshame her.

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Glanced at a woman on the street and thought “Wow, that’s a lot of look.”

Whilst existing with my bright red hair. Purple glasses. Leopard print coat.

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Delivery apps need a block feature. If the food was nasty last time, don’t let me talk to them again. Self-respect is important.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Just a quick reminder that my special is free for Prime members and for rent on lots of other streaming services! Watch here: https://t.co/BWTOmhSsrz

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

Catch me on the latest episode of #ImpracticalJokers!

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

Get tickets to see Cheap Date with @Sharronica featuring @missyahya @ammamarfo @BoddieApril & more tonight at 7PM!
https://t.co/18fZ9kYHMT

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A special edition of Cheap Date at New York Comedy Club for the Black Women in Comedy Laff Fest! Friday, June 17th Doors @ 6pm, show at 7pm sharp!Use code “CHEAPDATE” for $25.00 Tickets To These Events! - New York Comedy Club https://t.co/BQtrZgLf4d

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

I’m hosting a special edition of @CheapDateComedy at @nycomedyclub for the @BWICLaffFest! #bwiclafffest2022 https://t.co/XxVUyc6bAO

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

We all have different motivating factors in life.

“Okay, we gotta have kids.”—My fiancé after seeing a commercial for the Legoland resort.

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Customizable Bitmojis are the best worst idea ever.

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Last year I had a great time on the show House Haunters with Anthony Anderson and his mama.

It’s now streaming on @discoveryplus. Season 1, episode 5 “Thick as Thieves.” Judging by my face, I don’t appreciate the shade of “Homeowner” being in quotes.

[Sharron Paul @Sharronica]

I was looking for wedding cake inspiration on Pinterest and I found it.