Cody Kahne - Texas Forever

Texas Forever. Reader. Watcher of movies. You have to get up pprreettyy early in the mornin' to out retweet me.

Not a person of import.

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Green Lantern wasn't that bad of a movie.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

It is raining in Wrigleyville. Source: My eyes and my ears.

[John Lamm @JohnLammTX]

If they do this move the UFL should put a team in Chicago. Real Chicago.

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Also of note today. Arsenal are still champions of the Premier League today.

Go with God friends.

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They should become the Gary Bears and just use Gary, Indiana from the Music Man as their walk-out song.

WHY am I giving the Bears good ideas? Anyway. Go Pack Go who will still be playing their games in the town for which they bear the name. BEAR the name... get it?!?

I slay me

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

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Its weird to call a team moving to Indiana the Chicago Bears. Is there a Chicago in Indiana I'm not aware of? They have to become the New Chicago Bears (admittedly... kinda cool sounding) or the East Chicago Bears.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

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Top of the table!! COYG!

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

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Not to be the guy to overexplain what should be an obvious joke but.... sigh.... its 2026.

So may the Madden curse be painless and not bring any true harm to Caleb this year. Just... a painless curse that makes him NOT as great as he looks to be. Ya know? Like.... a cursehausen.

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As a life-long Packers fan and part team owner (humble brag activated)... may I say congratulations to Caleb on the cover. So happy to see him shine. What a great photo.

Madden covers are fantastic for players and should be celebrated. No reason to think otherwise. None.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

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Respectfully. Politely. Somewhat jealously.... may I say. Good. Thank you to the football overseeers that my club no longer has to face Pep twice a year.

All jokes aside I am so happy Arsenal got over the line in a year we still get to say we beat a Guardiola side.

Thanks Pep

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep Guardiola to step down after incredible decade as City Manager 🩵

🔗 https://t.co/u84AZYY23t

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

[The Reverend Emperor Druski @DruKure]

Friends. Americanos. Loyal subjects.

As the Benevolant Empire I hereby declare today, May 20, a holiday for all Arsenal fans in the Americas. 22 years is a long and arduous wait. Enjoy today.

Be blessed. So say we all.

With My Best
The Emperor of the Americas

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I stayed calm all day. I survived six minutes of stoppage. Me and the Emperor @DruKure are gonna celebrate tonight. Arsenal are Premier League champions!

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Ronda freaking Rousey man. That took me back. Felt like the old days

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First time I have ever teared up watching a player leave my team. Watching Katie McCabe walk off in tears for the last time as an Arsenal player.

Thank you for the yesrs. Thank you for the passion. Thank you for the trophies. Thank you for the house.

Thank you Katie McCabe.

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@rangerfandan @starsfan68 Favre. Rodgers. Starr. Obvious big names sure. But Don Hutson put up numbers modern receivers would appreciate having innthe 30s and 40s. Clay Matthews and Donald Driver fixed the culture. Mason Crosby probably is. John Kuhn? Matt Flynn? Samkon Gato? Shrugs

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Today at my fully real fully professional job I received an email from a person I can only assume is a fully grown adult human being that was, in its entirety, a pink to orange to purple gradiant heart emoji/gif that was beating....

Thanks? I think. I feel like I should resond:

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@rangerfandan @DanhausenAD Perfect

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Just checking to see we all are agreed that everyone is voting @DanhausenAD for the Cena Classic Champion vote even if he isnt there?

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@rangerfandan @TampaBayTre @AlyssaLang

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Luis Perez is being traded to the St Louis Battlehawks which prompts me to say a sentence you just don't hear everyday...

I have a full on qb controversy on my UFL fantasy football team.

That was weird to say.