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[Pred @predator467]

George was on a different level for casting his son as a jedi that gets gunned down. Meanwhile Filoni won't even kill off his glup shittos!

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Overheard at the bar last night:

“hey can I borrow a cigarette?

are you gonna give it back?

yes but it’ll be forever changed”

[Tom Barfield @tombarfield]

Americans will complain about EU regulation all day then fantasise about suing someone for tripping on a three-inch step

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

In France, pensioners have a higher median income than working-age adults. Not even counting assets.

[Gait Analyst @gaitanalyst]

I did choose to become a gold chain guy a few months ago and it has been a success. For any of you who are thinking about it. You can transmogrify yourself if you give up what you were.

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"shoot me faggot" rules. this zoomer was cooking. now that boomer is going to lose his entire net worth on lawyers fighting an attempted murder charge lol

[conor shack @ConorShack]

i think about this img a lot

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

a big cultural difference I’m seeing in spain is that if someone hangs the flag of the losing side of the civil war from their balcony it actually means they’re woke as hell

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Anti-“gentrification” people will say this is an immoral horrible travesty

[ayatrollah @ayatr0llah]

Subway takes guests will say this is evil

[matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸 @GhostStoriesEnd]

I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌

[AT @_annatx]

He’s actually the funniest person on this planet sorry, this homelander behaviour has turned me into a fan

[Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore]

Apparently, the wisest demographic are silver spoon-suckling rich kids who globetrot through international private schools, vacation homes, and resorts from adolescence, while the Kants and Newtons, who went maybe 100 miles max from their hometowns their whole lives, are midwits.

[just matt @questionableway]

the man lost his fastball years ago but once in a while he throws a curve that just drops you to your knees

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

The gun is so powerful that it doesn't make sense to carry anything else. It effectively closes the chapter on history.

But if you ban guns. Then you open up history again. You get thousands of years of weapons. daggers, crossbows, swords, martial arts, etc

[Kyle Kondik @kkondik]

This is absolutely brilliant, perhaps in ways that the artist did not intend